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I want Question and answers on current affairs, basically on Academics and Social.

― Adewale (olawunmi), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

Well dont look at me

I am not going to send a reply

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

I think if you look closely, you'll see that we've covered currants rather thoroughly.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

I'm rather fond of them in muffins.

― Zen Clown, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

You have come to the right place. Shoot.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 15 September 2005 10:42 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, yes, ask away. I'm certain we can help you with anything you may need to know.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 15 September 2005 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

Although, in this context, the word "help" might be used in a peculiar sense.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 15 September 2005 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

CJ is indubitably right, though we retain the right to determine what constitutes a 'need'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 16 September 2005 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

To me, a 'need' relates to what is required to deal with an impending bowel movement. Air is a requirement.

Most other things; cheese, fondeling a muskrat, having your antelope tuned, peeking at CJ's cleavage when she bends over to tie her shoe, ordering a drink that Matt can't mix because it is a figment of your imagination, inticing Anna to engage in devient sexual bantering, and...among other things...the ability to properly spell words...

These things are 'wants'.

I used to want sex but I gave up on that a long time ago. Today; I'll settle for some cheese...and another beer.

― Zen Clown, Friday, 16 September 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

Are you referring to common, over the counter antelope tuning or back alley, black market antelope tuning? One horn or two?

― rudeboy (rudeboy), Sunday, 18 September 2005 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

Antelope tuning is a tricky subject.

One must stick a tube up their ass and blow on it in a certain way to attain the proper sound.

The hardest part is to get the antelope to hold still while you do that.

If you want a REAL challenge, try tuning a mandrill.

― Zen Clown, Sunday, 18 September 2005 08:57 (nineteen years ago)

Ahhh, tubes, ass blowing and man drilling. That does bring back the memories... and the tears. (Or was it the tears from the ass tube man drilling that brought the tears?) Cell block C9 and my bunkmate, "Arnie the Tulip", seem so far away and many years ago. About seven to ten years ago.

I must say that prior to your suggestion the thought of ass tubing a frumpy faced mandrill, unlike the thought of ass tubing a singing "Mandrell" which I considered almost daily from age ten to thirteen, was a foriegn one.

― rudeboy (rudeboy), Sunday, 18 September 2005 10:10 (nineteen years ago)

How rude. It asks for answers, and then promptly buggers off.

― MSW (MSW), Monday, 19 September 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

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