Does anyone else have a fetish?

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I like to lay naked on my back in the grass on a warm afternoon and have a box of small puppies poured on me.

― Zen Clown, Thursday, 29 September 2005 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

Anna? If YOU contribute to this thread, try to exercise some constraint. Some of us are virgins.

― Zen Clown, Thursday, 29 September 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

Oh...and Aimless? We all know about your penchant for earthworms.

Try to share something that does not involve annelids.

― Zen Clown, Thursday, 29 September 2005 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

Does anyone have a fetish fetish?

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Thursday, 29 September 2005 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

(Hey Zen? Do you know the difference between a fetish and peversion?)

Well, yes, as a matter of fact I do...

A fetish is when you use a feather. Peversion is when you use the whole chicken.

(Sorry I asked...)

― Zen Clown, Thursday, 29 September 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago)

I have some feta.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 29 September 2005 07:00 (nineteen years ago)

Feta? That's Greek to me.

Did you hear the one about the French girl who married the Greek guy?

(Stop it!)

She didn't know which way to turn.

― Zen Clown, Thursday, 29 September 2005 07:44 (nineteen years ago)

I love feta, mmmm feta

― Anna. (Anna.), Thursday, 29 September 2005 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

Anna, are you a fetashist?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 29 September 2005 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

By fetish fetish I suppose you mean the joy that comes from wearing PVC y-fronts with your fishnets and stilettos, or group sex with the mormon tabernacle choir, or perhaps dressing like Che Guevara and getting off on uniformed types? No, I don't have any.

― MSW (MSW), Friday, 30 September 2005 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

Zen. I am surprised at you. This is like asking, "Does anyone else have a third nipple?" or "Does anyone else have seriously overinflated sense of their self-worth?" The Fetish Faerie broadcasts her gifts throughout the land with a lavish generosity only matched by the a U.S. congress critter responding to a bribe.

Being forbidden to mention annelids, I suppose I shall be forced to fall back on nematodes. I knit them into diaphenouos scarves and drape them on that part of my body whose dangling gracelessness requires such cosmetic enhancement when appearing in public.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 30 September 2005 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

Che Guevara, Mormons, US congress, PVC Y-fronts and feta cheese!! This thread could scare off any strangers brave enough to venture into this realm.
Let them be assured that the Eskimo fetish, the Llama fetish and the Ferret fetish are still to come. How could we leave them out, especially after the debacle with CJ and the pineapple??

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Monday, 3 October 2005 10:34 (nineteen years ago)

Eskimos? Llamas? Ferrets?

Oh, jeeze, don't get me started.

As for CJ and the pineapple, that is all easy to explain. It was merely a temporary infatuation.

(Zen? You would defend CJ to your death, wouldn't you.)

Yeah.

― Zen Clown, Monday, 3 October 2005 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

An Eskimo fetish involves a whale boner.

A Llama fetish is for the wild and wooly.

The Ferret fetish was popular in Hollywood a few years ago, although gerbils were used for the newly initiated and perpetually uptight.

― MSW (MSW), Monday, 24 October 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Let's not leave out the grebes and mandrills. Oh...and the antelopes.

"Antelope"...Strange word for an animal who has no reluctance whatsoever to "lope".

― Zen Clown, Monday, 24 October 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

Grebes Fetish is invaribly fishy.

Mandrill fetish is only for those who like to spank the monkey. A large number of a-sexuals harbour this fetish.

Antelope fetish is actually a misnomer. It originates from that special relationship you have with your Portuguese Aunty, Maria Lopes.

― MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

Does a skirting board have a place in the world of fetish?

There seems to be a lot of animal action and fancy dress, but how about household fixtures? I think even google might have trouble coming up with a skirting board fetish.

― Linda Spencer (StrangeDays), Saturday, 29 October 2005 06:00 (nineteen years ago)

As an ex-carpenter with ruined knees, I prefer window trim.

― Zen Clown, Saturday, 29 October 2005 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

skirting board fetish http://community.ratzrus.co.uk/forums/index.php?PHPSESSID=64a5d5d5fd926670477791d728099b99&topic=759.msg7420

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 29 October 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

Stop this utter rubbish. Who has ever heard of such nonsense? There is no true fetish associated with wood or wood-like products like MDF. The carpenters tools perhaps play a role, but never his materials.

― MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

did I mention that reverse psychology works surprisingly easily on me?

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/__121b_TeOT1KqsgHpMTZ73l0VtnbUInJzzD62Hh5LrKoka7uAG2YBkGVjcFEHuC8ZtACzZ

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

and then there's this one ... slightly odd connection of wood and fetish

http://www.pd.org/topos/perforations/perf7/unabomber/una.fetishism.html

My apologies MSW ... no self control. I shall stop now.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

Gosh! Who knew?

― MSW (MSW), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

i like your mum she gives me white stains

― jhjghjhgjo, Monday, 17 April 2006 08:26 (nineteen years ago)

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