Stop it at once

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― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 29 October 2005 10:19 (nineteen years ago)

Aw...Can't I just do it until I need glasses?

― Zen Clown, Saturday, 29 October 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Is he sending the nude pictures to you too Matt?

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Sunday, 30 October 2005 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

You don't know the half of it

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 30 October 2005 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

He snail mailed me a silver Olympic Medal that he received in his younger days.

When it arrived I was quite anxious to examine it......

Turns out it was top off a tuna can wrapped in aluminum foil and suspended with a piece of butchers twine.

Of couse I thanked him profusely then quietly moved to a new address and left no forwarding instructions.....

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Monday, 31 October 2005 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

LESS OF THAT

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 31 October 2005 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

Now you've gone and done it.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 31 October 2005 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Dammit, Zen. Just go to the store and buy some clothes for your photographs. With some Barbie ensembles, scissors, needle, thread, and a little sartorial creativity you can start sending out 'decent' pictures for once.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 31 October 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, you are both wrong.

Matt wants less of my posting Digs at Zen revealing his innermost secrets.

I shall oblige.

It's been fun.

cya around the web.........

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

Now, now, Dude, Matt meant no harm. He's young, he's impulsive, he's been serving frogs for too long. He may be suffering from "writer's block". (Oh, lord, I can't believe I'M defending Matthew.) Perhaps he was just about to get her brassiere off and she said "Stop! I can't do this!." I know that would make ME testy.

Perhaps "STOP it at once" is simply an echo of some recent rejection he has experienced.

Don't be rash, Dude. Here...Have a seat in my parlour. You are sweating...take some of those clothes off. OH, NO! Not all of them! Oh, jeeze! Put them back on! I'll put a fan on you.

― Zen Clown, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

THAT'S THE TICKET

I MEANT NOTHING OF THE SORT

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS MERELY THE THREAD WHERE I GET SHOUTING OUT OF MY SYSTEM

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

I'll have to remember my earmuffs .... lets see, think I left them next to my chainsaw ...

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 08:42 (nineteen years ago)

Shouting...chainsaws...

I'm beginning to get frightened.

― Zen Clown, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 10:32 (nineteen years ago)

Aimless carries a chainsaw with him on his hikes into the Oregon forests. He doesn't cut wood with it. He leaves it running at night to keep the bears away. Apparently it is effective as he has never been assaulted by a bear.
That young female Sasquatch, however, was not intimidated and, finding him 'cute'...well...I don't know what happened between them, but the next time he hiked into that area, he took a box of chocolates and perfume.

― Zen Clown, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

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