What do you do when THE GIRLFRIEND FARTS ON A BONER?

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― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

Roll my eyes and continue. What ever do you do, my dear Steven?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

I'm far too polite to mention it.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 08:33 (nineteen years ago)

Unless, of course, it's not mine. That's when I gird my loins, take up my cudgels and make my way into the fray. Unfortunately I'm not sure what my loins are (and I'm too embarrassed to ask the butcher), I have no idea what a cudgel is, nor where to find a fray, but that doesn't stop me, does it?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

First, the original question:

I do what any considerate man would do. I bite my cheek and try to think hard about Mickey Mantle.

Next, for M. White:

A fray is actually an affray that became curtailed.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

BTW, are we talking flatulence here or merely barking vadge?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

A vital distinction

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

i will post evidence where you least expect it

find it and then you will know

yeah yeah yeahhhhh

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 2 November 2005 11:29 (nineteen years ago)

We Askable Drunks have sublimated the purple elephants and the snakes into pure poetry (accepting "pure" here as a meaningless set of letters). Do not trifle with us.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

Purple? I find that mine are pink.
The purple things are newbies' drinks.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Come on gents. The only thing, the honourable thing to do, is to assume blame for the distraction and apologise humbly for it. Tell her she is mistaken even, should she insist the faux pas was her's.

― MSW (MSW), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

Surely, gentlemen, the acceptence of guilt is based purely on the aroma!
Accepance of a genteel aroma of Chanel No5 is in no way acceptable by a man!
However a bout of flatulance which includes the feint, but delicate, aroma of a stale bar-room and a hastily grabbed lunch of chilli-con-carne is quite acceptable to the point of being almost obligatory

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Thursday, 3 November 2005 07:42 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe that people who, heretofor, I belived to be intellingent and distinguished have denegraded themselves to such depths as this.

*drops trousers*

― Zen Clown, Thursday, 3 November 2005 08:32 (nineteen years ago)

Well he sarted it!

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Thursday, 3 November 2005 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

't', vicar?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

no thanks, it makes me fart.

badumsha

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Sunday, 6 November 2005 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

Baa, baa, baa.

― Zen Clown, Sunday, 6 November 2005 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

I love it when sheep talk dirty like that!!!

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Monday, 7 November 2005 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

*insert tedious joke about the Welsh here*

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 7 November 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

*insert tedious joke about the Welsh here*

Or Scots, Yorkshiremen, Australians, Kiwis, Sardinians, and the inhabitants of Montana, just to mention a few.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 7 November 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

...and the denizens of Ormskirk. Let's not leave anyone out.

― Zen Clown, Monday, 7 November 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

you know those sheep shearers are RICH and travel the world (even the falklands)

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 8 November 2005 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

Easily done, as they clock up lots of hair-miles.

Sorry.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

Wool, you'd better be.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

Btw, have we sufficiently disappointed Esteban yet?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

hell no

i was pleasantly surprised

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 8 November 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

This is all shear nonsense.

― Zen Clown, Tuesday, 8 November 2005 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

i was pleasantly surprised

When she, uh, em, *hic* that is to say...?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

what he really meant to say was he liked it when he had it jammed up is @$$

― Saddam the cab driver, Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

did the passing of air come from the front or the rear of the female?

― budub (budub), Monday, 26 June 2006 06:07 (eighteen years ago)

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