What the Hell is This?

Alien 4 / Linda Green crossover erotic fan fiction.

"As the human alien hybrid rammed its chitinous ovipositor deep in to Linda, she realised it ws possible for a 30 year old single woman to to feel love again"

Dr Who/Nazi war fetishist fantasy

Wet, foreign soil and crushed nettle leaves spilled through the Doctor's open fingers. The Semio-palabralator skittered down the coarse concrete incline, off a twisted steel rod and into the opaque green waters below.

From the searing, silver pain that tore at his neck and scalp, he knew the only providences that prevented his plunging further into the maw of the silo were his scarf - gradually tightening around his throat - and his black, wiry curls. Both were tangled in the piano-taut razor wire.

How HAD he found himself, despite a textbook recalibration of the Interstitial Gamma-Cobalt Brushes, in this all-too-well-documented hotspot of the space-time continuum?

He had little time to curse himself.

Over the insistent, barking supplications of the eviscerated K9 on the railway track above, he perceived a drawl, which soon became a growing howl. Out of the cold, yellow horizon, a svelte but ominous silhouette was growing. The Messerschmidt Bf109E, pulling several Gs at the nadir of its half-mile swoop. . .

That's the most erotic thing I have ever read or ever will read.

I need a tissue.

Bless you!

Charlotte Church / Slipknot crossover erotic fan fiction
As the one in the scary clown mask took her yet again Charlotte felt that she'd never known she could be this bored...

Wide Awake Club / Amy crossover

As Timmy inserted his mallet sideways into the prettiest girl in marketing exercises, she realised exactly what Blissium was and where she could get it.

Celebrity Fat Club / Live Aid Money Pledge cross over erotic fan ficti.....Im sorry, I can't do this.

Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo / Last of the Summer Wine.

Felicias ears curled with delight as Compo penetrated her again and again,

"more more" she purred.

Gazing intently into Compos glowing red face she noticed his trademark wooly hat had fallen off, his straw like white hair stuck out in all directions, just like a white tiger she though...

...ok.....go on then I’ll do it.

Yatesless rock god Bob Geldof narrates scenes of starvation in third world countries while Big time celebs such as Russell Gr...no…..ive decided. To sick. Im gonna go play with some fluffy bunnies to take my mindf off things.

how does all this stuff work??

It DOESN'T work...

which is a fortunate thing for the universe...as we know it.

The foregoing posters have not only kissed the Blarny Stone, they have brought it to orgasm.

Quit posting after doing all the 'E', Zen.

Wakarimasen.

BlarnEy, Zen-san.

I'm damned sick and tired of being kicked around here.
First Aimless and now M.

I'm going to start another forum called "Ask a Senile Old Clown".

*breaks into tears, unable to continue*

Just because I heap vile abuse on your head, make fun of your face, laugh your spelling to scorn, and steal your crutch at every opportune moment is no reason to think I am picking on you, Zen. These are what pass for tender expressions of affection in my lexicon.

Ok, Aim' but no warm showers.

(Note to self: google 'lexicon'. If it turns out to be a famous river in Europe, I'll be even more confused.)

I GOT IT!

I was thinking of the Rubicon. You know? That's the river Ceaser's mother dipped him into to make him invunerable and when a chihuahua bit him on the heel he died of rabies.

Yes. I remember it all now...

Zen OTM.

OTM?

Clueless in Missouri.

"Only that day dawns to which we are awake" -Thoreau

"Day sleeper, do not disturb." -Zen Clown

if i remember correctly there used to be a post between the second and the (currently) third one.