Where is Dude Steel?

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Has he gotten his thumb trapped in the car door again?
Has Ms. Steel put him under 'lockdown' for some reason?
I have his phone number...I could call him.

The problem is that I am only semi-lucid after midnight and that is when Dude really "comes out".

His family and friends have tried to convince him that tomato juice is a healthy substitute but his penchant for human blood persists.

I hope there is a simple explaination for his absense.

I hope he simply has his thumb caught in the car door and the only blood is his own.

― Zen Clown, Sunday, 4 December 2005 08:19 (nineteen years ago)

my absence has been the result of enlightment.

doesn't mean anything tho.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Friday, 9 December 2005 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

I thought I was enlightened once.

'Turned out the house was on fire.

I was sitting in zazen and a candle tipped over.

In my attempt to get out of the door, I attained full realization.

I went from guru to idiot in a few minutes.

― Zen Clown, Friday, 9 December 2005 10:11 (nineteen years ago)

Once with the help of some Class A substances, I achieved full surrealization. Unfortunately it lasted so long, it became tedious and I learned that the desire to be enlightened is mana too.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 9 December 2005 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Blissium.

Of course, that's my answer for everything.

― Zen Clown, Friday, 9 December 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

I spoke to Dude this evening...'turns out his thumb IS trapped in the car door. After he soiled his pants, the family won't go near him and Ms. Steel is enjoying undisturbed sleep.
His cries for help don't disturb her.
When she was a lass, her uncle fell into an old well and when her father was asked if he was ok, her father replied, "I guess so. He stopped hollering for help yesterday."

It occured to me, during our conversation, that if he could hold a phone...why couldn't he simply reach the latch?

I could not bring myself to ruin the humor of the situation.

'Reminds me of the coyote who got caught in a steel trap...chewed off three legs and was still caught.

― Zen Clown, Thursday, 15 December 2005 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

i know where Dude Steel is!! HE IS IN THE BACK SEAT OF MY CAB...I HAVE HIM LOCKED UP TO KEEP HIM SAFE!!

― Saddam the cab driver, Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

ahh.. give him your laptop dear friend... I must speak with him... or matter sing with him... I have that fucking barenaked ladies song stuck in my head...
As I walked out, I thought about all I had left behind me
I felt a chill because I was still
Wearing the emperor's new clothes
My mind was racing with each chance that I had missed
While your next door neighbour soaked be with the house
I've never felt so small, I've never been so dissed
As I shiver, dripping, while the chorus goes

Come on now, now
Come on now, now
Enjoy the humour of the situation "

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Sunday, 22 January 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

We stray from the initial question. I believe it was concerning the where abouts of one, Dude Steel.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

We have not strayed. The question has merely failed to keep pace.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

Then one of us should run behind it with a billy club, or a battle club, or a baseball bat, or some sort of hard blunt object and keep pace.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 30 January 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

My name pops up and all of a sudden everyone is carrying a baseball bat...... whats up with that?

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Monday, 30 January 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

As if you had to ask.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 30 January 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

*Hands Ðµdë §téè£ a bat* Just take it and dont ask questions.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Aaaah! Now he has a bat!

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 30 January 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

does that mean we can start pegging balls at him?

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Monday, 30 January 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. As long as I needn't actually touch him in doing so... unless, of course, I touch him for a small loan to tide me over. That's different.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

I clicked on a link in my e-mail promising to make me L O N G E R plus an added bonus of free beer...... next thing I know everyone is wanting to use me for target practice!

BTW, I have a spare fiver here going to waste..... any takers?

StrangeDays, if ya wanna trade the bats for rice paddles, a gimp mask, and a feather boa..... I'm game.

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

How about a couple of stock whips, leather boots and a catwoman mask.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

Now your talking
I'm in

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 08:04 (nineteen years ago)

You're in what?

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

The Savile Arms, Hunsworth.
Easily recognisable by the Catwoman mask

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

Stock whips? I imagine you have a very singular kitchen.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

If, by singular kitchen, you are referring to the number of sinks in my kitchen, you would be correct. You would also be correct if you were referring to a fridge, microwave, computer or table. However, if chairs you meant, you would be quite mistaken.

If, by asking ... stock whips? and then referring to my singular kitchen you meant that I only have one horse in my kitchen, again you would be mistaken (refer posts in other threads).

Thus, on the most part
"Stock whips? I imagine you have a very singular kitchen."
remains a mystery .... (enter weird X files music here)

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

I was simply imagining you making stock with some rare probably German recipe and seasoning the simmering liquid with an occasional crack of your stock whip (bought at Williams-Sonoma or Sur La Table undoubtedly).

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Whipping your stock isn't necessary; what you need to do is make a roux and then whip this while adding the hot stock, thus avoiding lumps.

Nobody likes a lumpy Roux.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

I find a barmix works quite well also ... great for getting lumps out of white sauce.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

Speaking of lumpy....... I'M HEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEE!!!!!!!!!

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

Hi, lumpy.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 10:04 (nineteen years ago)

Snow White sends her apologies, she says she was unaware there was another dwarf.

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 11:01 (nineteen years ago)

otherwise she would have done what?

― HH, Wednesday, 1 February 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

Used her stock whip on him, naturally.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

naturally... I thought Lumpy was the evil one who helped the witch... Bastard.. or was he Qauzimotoe's cousin.. I forget

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Monday, 6 February 2006 08:17 (nineteen years ago)

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