My proposal.

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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. When dropped, the two should hover, spinning inches above the ground indefinitely. A set of buttered-cats could replace tires on vehicles. Hell, this may be the first case of a "Perpetual Motion Device". But perhaps someone has copyrighted this idea. This thread could cause a law suite. At least someone would benefit from the idea.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 12 December 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

Hey ((Censored))?

What colour is the sky on your planet?

― Zen Clown, Monday, 12 December 2005 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

Jerry Seinfeld's lawyer is sharpening his knives expressly for you.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 12 December 2005 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

Indeed, that post was really my way of saying "Come and Get me!"

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 12 December 2005 07:51 (nineteen years ago)

What would happen to the marmalade???

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Monday, 12 December 2005 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

Wouldn't it be cheaper if the thread started a law junior suite or, perhaps, a mere double?

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 12 December 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

I suppose it ould, but I live off the money I make through welfare fraud. So it's no hair off my ass.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 12 December 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

More's the pity. There are rumors all over the internets about your hirsute ass.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 12 December 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, I just decided to start one in the spirit of Xmas.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 12 December 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

One wonders if a dog was added to the buttered cat device whether this would then cause rotation on the horizontal plane as a dog is notorious for turning three times before sitting down.

It would be interesting to discover the number of rotational planes that could be set into perpetual motion with such a device.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Monday, 12 December 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I theorize that if you add a dog to the device, the device in question would start a diagonal spin, assuming that the cat and the toast have maintained a steady vertical spin. The horozontal spin of the dog would merely offset the vertical spin of the buttered cat, and creat a diagonal spin.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

this could be so. Or perhaps it would be a constantly shifting planes spin ... hmmm ... where did I put my cat?

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

Well thats what I Thought too, but it depends where the dog is placed. If it is placed on top, it will spin at a diagonal too the right, If you place it on the bottom, it will do the same. And if you place it betwwen the cta, and the toast, it will form a constantly shifting planes spin. Or it could explode. maybe you can find that out once you find your cat.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

I must admit I hadn't thought about placing the dog at the top or the bottom and automatically assumed beside the cat ... perhaps setting up three of these devices would be a most interesting experiment.

I do have access to three dogs ... tho only one cat ...

does anyone have a couple of spare cats?

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 09:00 (nineteen years ago)

I shall put the grill on. Toast, anyone??

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

Mmmmm. Cat on toast. Needs tobasco though

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

catdog on buttered toast with tobasco sauce ....

we ARE a bunch of creative chefs .... the restaurant could be called
'The Dam Rettah's Tea Party'

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Matt serves frogs.

― Zen Clown, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

Matt serves anyone.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 11:03 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'll skip the anyone, Matt, and just take some candied or fricasseed frogs.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Thursday, 15 December 2005 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

WOW! That's a big one!
(Words I've never heard from a female companion.)

― Zen Clown, Thursday, 15 December 2005 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

Matt currently serves beer.

So you'll have to have that.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 15 December 2005 11:12 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

I was reading and thinking.... where are you guys? because you are NOT from jupitar.. we have the so called "cat/toast device" it is copyrighted by the WHOtheHELLareYOU ?foundation for uneaten animals and it is called "coast" when the coasts on your hoverble wear out you exchange them for new ones and WtHaY? makes POTO BURGERS... mmmm. poto

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Sunday, 22 January 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

and the sky is periwinkle and pink polka-dots

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Sunday, 22 January 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I was reading... mmm poto

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Monday, 6 February 2006 08:08 (nineteen years ago)

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