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I formaly apologize for leaving you for so long. I got my eye caught in the keyhole to my cousins room. She let me stay stuck, but I guess i diserve it.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 12 December 2005 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

I think the decent thing would be to share pictures with us.
If legality prevents you from that...
A vivid description might suffice.
Of course if she is fat and/or ugly...we should be spared the details.

― Zen Clown, Monday, 12 December 2005 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, dear Zen. If she was fat, and/or ugly, do you really think I would have put my eye in the keyhole to begin with. I thought you had more faith in me than that.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 12 December 2005 07:52 (nineteen years ago)

May be she wasn't fat when you started, but you have been away such a long, long time.

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Monday, 12 December 2005 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

Actually she is trying to keep up her looks so that, ONE DAY, someone other than her cousin will be looking through her keyhole. I said "You gotta let someone else into the damn house!" as she pushed me out the door.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 12 December 2005 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

Being that this is the apology thread ...

I apologise to my big toe for not admiring her and praising her balancing abilities on those late drunken escapades.

She (my left big toe) has saved face on more than one occassion. You have no idea.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 09:13 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Oh yes. I know the feeling. I do wish i could apologize to my right butt cheek. She up and left with my left testicle (whom I have nothing more to say to.) You don't know what you've got untill its gone.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

How true.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Thursday, 19 January 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

but you aren't sure what you want until you have it... then it's to late...

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Sunday, 22 January 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

Thankfully I have fully acknowledged and appreciated my left big toe.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Sunday, 22 January 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

my right ear is my BEST FRIEND

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Monday, 6 February 2006 08:07 (nineteen years ago)

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