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Unable to get drunk or high, Bordem turns to desperation, here in computer class. Why does one not end this torturous torture that I must endure. assignments are easy in this class, and I finish them quickly. But the mails, and most other sites of interest are blocked by the tyrannical district. No, NOT the district attourney. no, NOT the district of columbia. But the L.A. Unified School District!!!

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 12 December 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

unable to get drunk or high?

my friend, there is always a way to achieve this.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Monday, 12 December 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

You already know what MY answer will be, laddie:

Tolerate; Persevere; Graduate.

Do not succumb to your small-minded lessors.

Oh. And another thing...Lay off of those cafinated soft drinks.

― Zen Clown, Monday, 12 December 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

lessor - def: An owner of property who rents it to another party, called a tenant. Also called landlord. Ergo, a "small-minded lessor" is a redundancy.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 12 December 2005 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

praise for the caffeinated soft drinks ... without them truck drivers would be dangerous, Uni students asleep and politicians oh so boring.

Actually, the latter still applies.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 09:07 (nineteen years ago)

hmmmm .... the last post was a trick

on so many levels

now, where did I leave my car keys?

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 13 December 2005 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

I think I might have 'em. I took the gremlin for a spin last night.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

Gremlin?? i thought it was a Pinto because of all the mexicans that were chasing after us!!

― Saddam the cab driver, Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

that is a good question.

(referring to the original thread question)

Why???

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Monday, 9 January 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

You mean, why is it a good question?

― Rex (Rex), Monday, 9 January 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

take your pick

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Monday, 9 January 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'd prefer a shovel.

― C J (C J), Monday, 9 January 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

'Rakes and Hoes' will be the name of my forthcoming saucy Restoration style play about farming implements.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 9 January 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

will there be murder? Deceit? .... blood and bone???

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, and skulduggery, swashbuckling, intrigue, horticulture, espaliering, grafting, etc...

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

We need plenty of gore.
Not sure about bush though

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

We can have them all shave then, if that's your thing.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

Topiary!

― C J (C J), Thursday, 12 January 2006 09:41 (nineteen years ago)

Now, there's a word I never want to hear uttered when I get naked with a lady.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 January 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

perhaps you'd prefer ... 'oh, BEhave!!!!'

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:13 (nineteen years ago)

That's better than the usual hysterical laughter I have to put up with

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

'oh, BEhave!!!!' Said with the right cockney accent this could sound to me like 'beehive' which, admit it, would be a most singular pubic 'do'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

Just think of all that backcombing and hair lacquer!

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Gives a new meaning to the expression 'stiffy'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

I always wondered... what would happen if you perhaps used floor laquer instead of hair laquer?.... or vice verca.. or ether on body hair..?

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Sunday, 22 January 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

That is an idea. I think i may try that tonite.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Thursday, 26 January 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'll help...

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Monday, 6 February 2006 08:05 (nineteen years ago)

that was " I'll refuse help" sorry...

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Monday, 6 February 2006 08:06 (nineteen years ago)

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