Does anyone dance like Specium or know where to threft it?

It's the fact they mispell watch. I just wanted to get that one in NOW.

Nah! It's a vintage computer appreciation club. They just can't spell "spectrum" either.

I thought that you meant speculum. In googling around this error, I discovered at least one site whcih broadened my mind ( not nicely). I think that it is cheering to know that no matter how stupid, or possibly bizarre we become, we are in not even in it with a prayer as far as competing with the real nutters is concerned.
Probably just as well.

If I said that I'd just been picking my nose, would that help?