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so who here also hates the US? lets all move to the UK!! now all we need is to find sum whales to train to take us to the UK! now where to find whales?

― Saddam the cab driver, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

this is what happens when all the porn sites are blocked on school computers. Remember only you can help prevent boredom in schools.

― El Queso, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

says el queso as he sits next to me at our school library

― Saddam the cab driver, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, my porn is blocked too!

― El Queso, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

since all the porn sites are blocked...are sarahs tits real?

― Saddam the cab driver, Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

who's sarah? Can she unblock the porn?

― El Queso, Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

sarah..dunno they were talkin about her tits earlier...and she can create porn for us tho!

― Saddam the cab driver, Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

now back to my question...where to find the whales!!??!

― Saddam the cab driver, Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

personally I think they are fake... anywho... I am too lazy to find the whales much less train them... let's steal the warped tour buses (since we will be saving ppl from the crappy concerts and getting where we need to go.. and their so comfortable) and head our self to Canadia

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Sunday, 22 January 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

Once there we can grab The Arcade Fire, Stutterfly, and Comeback Kid, and rock out all the way to the U.K.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

on the way to CANADA.. it's like the bigger, non-island, cleaner, less ugly, less hairier, norht american version of UK...

BUT if we move to the UK.. we'll all be considered pretty...I have yet to realize if this is good or bad...

con point: German Beer is less expensive.. and they have the big furry hat guys

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Monday, 6 February 2006 08:03 (nineteen years ago)

More to the point, should you move to the UK you will be universally celebrated in the literary salons of North London as not only pretty, but a thrusting, sparkling wit. "Good Lord" we shall mumble from behind our buck teeth and comedy moustaches. "First Mark Twain, then Ambrose Bierce, then Woody Allen, and now Gov. Jerry Brown." Then we shall faint from the sheer joy of it all. This course of action is to be instigated at once, for tout des Londres anticipates your Godly entrance with bosoms-a-quiver. There's no time to waste! Get it blasting!

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

I note that Matt has omitted Henry James. I cannot halp but wonder whether this is a deliberate provocation on his part. Also, please for explain tout des Londres? It's not a reference to Dez Lunders who's always stumbling around Newmarket, is it?

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

That's the bunny.

As for my omission of Mr James, it was an oversight predicated by my eagerness, anticipating the arrival of Gov. Brown as I am. (This may also have something to do with my apalling grammar, or "apawling" as my new ILC chum would undoubtedly put it). A golden bowl has been sent to his descendants by way of a heartfelt apology.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 6 February 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

I know where to find Wales!

ihttp://www.british-towns.net/wales/maps/map_wales_physical.gif

― C J (C J), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

What kind of corduroys were you looking for, Sir? Oh, suits you, etc...

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Not that it is on topic, but...

Would a frenchman named Denis Bon pronounce his name in a manner similar to "duh knee bone"? I need to know this for an examination I am taking. (Doctors ask the most fascinating questions at times.)

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

Only if he is related to Des Ankel Bon!

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

Why would that matter? Were he not related to the aforementioned Mr Ankel Bon, would this affect the pronunciation in some way? Elucidate, please.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Denis Bonne is the name your looking for, Aimless. The 'n' in bon isn't pronounced enough.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

Denis Beaune would be better, actually.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

I thank you for this elucidation, Monsieur White. However, Google searches on "Denis Beaune" and "Denis Bonne" showed an overwhelming preponderance of the instances where these two elements appear adjacently, as having punctuation inserted between them. Tsk! A search on "Denis Bon", however, turned up this. So, unquestionably Denis Bon exists!

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Côte de Beaune exists.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

Not for very long at my house.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'll drink to that!!

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 07:41 (nineteen years ago)

M. White will be back shortly. Right now he has a Beaune to pick.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, just make it a Chassagne-Montrachet.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

A Mr Lecter has rung to enquire "Would that go well with liver?"

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Thursday, 9 February 2006 07:40 (nineteen years ago)

Being a white, I'm not sure. Depends on how rich it is.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 February 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Doubtful.

That being said, I wouldn't have thought Chianti was the way to go either, not really cultured enough for a dish like liver. A Cote Rotie would be the superior choice.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 9 February 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

St. Joseph

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 February 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

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