How do you drill a hole in a fence post?

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Without a drill?

(did I mention this was a double whammie?)

StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Saturday, 21 January 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

if you haven't got a drill, try using an orangutan

HH, Saturday, 21 January 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

who needs a drill just hammer it in... good enough right?

Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Sunday, 22 January 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

You could always try gnawing away at the fence. The hole would be big, but if you start in the center of the fence you should do just fine(and the wood is a good source of fiber.). Unless it's a picket fence...if it's a picket fence you got a rpoblem...a big problem.

((Censored)) ((Censored)), Sunday, 22 January 2006 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

Nope. Not a picket fence, thank the dear lord. A fence for a paddock. Keep the horses in. The posts, however, are covered in a most disgusting substance that is certainly not digestible, thus you see my difficulty with increasing fibre intake. Alas, I will have to resign myself to sticking out my thumb and waiting for a high powered drill to drive by. In the kindness of his/her whirling heart, he/she might just stop and drill a couple of holes. *sigh*

StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Sunday, 22 January 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

Try shapening a stick, and using it as a make shift drill. It could work....It worked for....uhm...uh...it could work.

((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 23 January 2006 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

Censored, that is a silly answer, you just know she will set the bloody thing on fire doing it that way!!!

Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Monday, 23 January 2006 08:57 (nineteen years ago)

Mandrill or womandrill?

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 23 January 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

"The seventies birthed Mandrill, a burst of musical energies that forged the true pop excitement early in that decade"


"After all, “womandrill” would certainly raise the hackles of feminists and “persondrill” sounds like some sort of thumb screw. ..."

How curious.

StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

In the mating season the female mandrills rectal areas enlarge in order to atract mates. Them male mandrills like big butts and they cannot lie.

((Censored)) ((Censored)), Thursday, 26 January 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

That's a myth. Why, just the other day I was talking to a mandrill who had the baldfaced (well not really, in his case) effrontery to tell me he once saw a man turn into a bar. I mean, really.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 26 January 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

What ever he said to you didn't happen. IT WAS A BALDFACED LIE!

((Censored)) ((Censored)), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

A man walks into a bar with his mandrill friend. He orders a beer and sits to drink it. While he is sitting at the bar, the mandrill is out of control. He jumps up on the pool table and eats the pool ball. The bartender runs up to the man and says "Did you just see what your stupid friend just did?" "No, what did that stupid mandrill do this time?" "He just ate the cue ball!!" "I hope it kills him" says the man. About two weeks later, the man comes back to the bar with his friend. While he is drinking at the bar, his mandrill friend is again out of control. The mandrill finds a grape at the bar, picks it up, sticks it up his ass, and eats it. The bartender, having seen this, asks the man: "Did you just see what your sick mandrill friend just did?" Man: "No" Bartender: "He just stuck a grape up his ass and ate it." Man: "What do you expect, he measures everything first, after that pool ball."

HH, Friday, 27 January 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

the next time the man and his mandrill friend came into the bar ... the mandrill ate the bar. The bartender said to the man, 'now what am I to do, I have no bar'. At which point the man promptly turned into a bar.

Later that day, the mandrill happened upon Mr White. You can guess the rest.

StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Saturday, 28 January 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

I hope you realize\that your post makes no sense.

((Censored)) ((Censored)), Sunday, 29 January 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Young Mr Censored ... it is in the context of previous posts that the sense will be found for the latter post.

Not that any posts I post make any sense whatsoever, though that in itself could potentially be the topic of the next hypothetical debate.

I have acheived holes in fence posts, the original aim of begining this thread, and now have three horses and two paddocks. Which is just as well, as one paddock and three horses caused a glitch in space time continuum ... specifically in the vacinity of my house. Made for quite a restless and unhappy house that complained loudly at passing traffic. It's happy now though. So all is well.

StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Monday, 30 January 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

All's well that ends with a pussy in a well?

Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 08:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/theyoungriders1/WHOSWHO/josh_goonies1.jpg

fritz, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

img_src='http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/theyoungriders1/WHOSWHO/josh_goonies1.jpg'

fritz, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

Or, in this case, it ends with a pointless link.

((Censored)) ((Censored)), Thursday, 2 February 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Two pointless links.

((Censored)) ((Censored)), Thursday, 2 February 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Pointless+Links&btnG=Google+Search
5,000,000 POINTLESS LINKS!!!!!!

((Censored)) ((Censored)), Thursday, 2 February 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

ah, to be pointless once again... this time I'd be.. I mean I am pointless and PROUD

Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Monday, 6 February 2006 07:23 (nineteen years ago)


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