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well its been a while since ive been here...so how bout we all sit back and open a keg of Jack and throw me a welcome back party?

― Saddam the Cab driver, Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry to bother you, but do you have any –

Oh, I’m terribly sorry, I seem to have blundered into the wrong thread.

I do apologise...

* shuts door again *

― Rex (Rex), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Ouch!

Someone just shut the door on my nose.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Well, it you would stop using it as a door stop...

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

*peaks head over CJ's shoulder and pears inside*

Did somebody say party??

Is there coloured hats, streamers and fairybread??

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Pears inside? I thought I asked for apple cider.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

oh dear.

and I call myself a uni student.

lucky I have spell check on my essay documents.

actually, spell check wouldn't have picked that.

oh dear.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Thursday, 2 February 2006 06:12 (nineteen years ago)

Rex, you were wanting the thread three doors down on the right.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 2 February 2006 08:12 (nineteen years ago)

Knock three times and ask for CJ

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Thursday, 2 February 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

Well, that’s the last time I take your advice, so-called ‘Mister’ Judge.

I did what you said and an iguanodon came out and bit my arm off.

This pointless tragedy need never have occurred if the Theory of Evolution had been properly enforced.

― Rex (Rex), Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

I do believe you dropped the R and stumbled upon the Revolution of Iguanodons.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Spinning Iguanodons are in room five.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

Nonono, room five is tedious balladeers, the iguanodons are room 4A

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 3 February 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

[Leaves room 5 and ostentatiously slams the door]

So that's the little game we're playing now, is it? Well, thank you, Matt, for tipping me the wink, as it were. I believe I will join the iguanadons for a bit of rabble-rousing of the Kalashnikov variety, if you don't mind.

[stalks off loudly to room 4A - opens the door - laughter and gunshots are heard momentarily before he close door behind himslef]

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 3 February 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

ah gunshots.. the sounds of a loveing marrage

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Monday, 6 February 2006 07:06 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Aimless's gun is used a little too often. And usually they are firing on me in order to make me "Dance". So whenever I hear it I stand up, on a reflex, and just start dancing a little jig.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

hmmm .... conditioned behaviour ...

as long as you don't start salivating when you hear a bell ((C)) you should be ok ...

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Thursday, 9 March 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

I start salivating when I hear my mother yell "Dinner Time". Is there something wrong with me?

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Thursday, 9 March 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

I start salivating when I hear rats scurrying in the walls.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 9 March 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

both fine examples of conditioned behaviour

nothing wrong whatsoever

just watch out for that learned helplessness thing ... it can be a real bitch

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Friday, 10 March 2006 11:20 (nineteen years ago)

As a man drunkenly posting from North Africa, can I just say that if you're going to be helpless, the least you can do is be learned about it? NO!? What do you mean, no? Oh well, then, I'll go smoke another shisha in that case.

― M. White (Miguelito), Saturday, 11 March 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

I like the word "salivating".. it sounds.. sexual.. but it is not.. kinda like.. "sacapunta" which means "pencil sharpener" in Spanish.. I think I spelt it wrong

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Sunday, 12 March 2006 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

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