did you ever wonder if the term "dil-hole" actually came from a teenager calling some-person a "dildo" and another person not knowing what a dildo is misheard and thought they said dil-hole and said it to one of their friends? I think it is a plausable theory... and you say...
― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Monday, 6 February 2006 07:03 (nineteen years ago)
Actually, the term was coined by linguist R. Beavis, and his research assistant M. Butthead.
Around 1935, it came to Mr. Beavis's attention that that there was no word to describe "Total Fucktard". Mr. Beavis found it tiresome to say "Total Fucktard" over and over again.
So with the help of Mr. Butthead, his assistant, he dicovered the word people were using as a substitute was "Dildo". Mr. Beavis knew this would not do. A dildo was not then, and is not now, a "Total Fucktard". A dildo, is an instrument used during sexual intercoarse, to stimulate a womans pleasure. It is also, at times, used outside of intercoarse to stimulate pleasure, when there is nobody around to help stimulate it. In a word "masturbation". Mr. Beavis knew that he could not make his new word sound much different from dildo, because that would confuse people, and the word would die. So, drawing from the fact that dildos are placed in the hole, he coined the term "dil-hole". And to this day, that remains the term used to describe a "total fucktard".
― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 6 February 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)
gee ... and in Australia we just say cunt or arsehole.
Things seem all so complex overseas.
― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)
And there was me thinking it was an appropriate kitchen cavity in which one kept one's dill.
― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)
Intercoarse: That variety of sexual congress distinguished by its lack of couth.
― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)
"Muriel, I'm going to blimming well do you"
"Garn, Bert, or I'll rip yer"
― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)
one month passes...
this has solve many questions.... not really.. I am.. and I believe.. will always be .... um.. what is that word... oh.. LOST
― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Sunday, 12 March 2006 08:31 (nineteen years ago)
a waste land in the UK? really.. I don't remember the boat ride.
― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Monday, 20 March 2006 05:09 (nineteen years ago)