i would do anything for jack and coke

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I would do anything for Jack and Coke except....

(finish the sentence)

― Saddam the cab driver, Monday, 20 February 2006 05:46 (nineteen years ago)

Drink the godawful girl's drink.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 20 February 2006 08:38 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

have sex with a 40-ish midwestern plumber who really wears a 59 (size pant) but wears them so low so he can wear a 30 who is on his 40th wife and has 12 kids...

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Sunday, 12 March 2006 08:22 (nineteen years ago)

venture into the external world (if there really is one).

― Rex (Rex), Sunday, 12 March 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

kill you.

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Monday, 27 March 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

Post about it on a message board. Oops. Too late.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 27 March 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Curious.

― Stuart William Algernon Wilson, Friday, 31 March 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

Get out of bed. (The hangover's killin' me...)

― Andrea Magenheimer (Andi Headphones), Saturday, 7 October 2006 07:54 (eighteen years ago)

Hangover??
Welcome to my world!!

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Monday, 9 October 2006 10:04 (eighteen years ago)

You welcome hangovers?! What a droll creature you are.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

Btw, who exactly are Jack and his oddly named friend?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

I believe they are part of the "Morning Zoo Krew" on that new FM alternative rock station.... 104.5 or something like that.

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

'Alternative'. Ha!

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 October 2006 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

You caught me.... I ment to type "UltraNaive"

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Thursday, 12 October 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

I ment to type meant, not ment or mint.

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Thursday, 12 October 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

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