A CREEPy Question..

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Ok once I aspired to be a creep. I thought if I was a creep, then I could talk to who ever I wanted not haveing to worry if they were a creep.. because it was me they should be afraid of.. logical right?.. but then I got to thinking. and you know me and thinking dont really go together.. so if there is a loop hole tell me.. COMMON KNOWLEDGE: Creeps hang out and talk to ppl lure them into a dark place rob, rape, and kill. Creeps can be anyone. Male or female.. any race, religion (HA!), statis.. and they can look like everyone else. CREEPS: Creep 1- We will call him BOB. Bob is male, quite attractive, has very much experience in the CREEP feild. no amature. Bob is about 31, but looks 24. Creep 2- We will call her KATHY. Kathy is female, attractive, equally experienced. She handles herself quite well. Kathy is about 34, and looks 28. SITUATION/THEORY: Bob starts talking to Kathy at a bus stop at about 10 pm. Another person is there minding their own business. Kathy offers Bob to take him to her place, as she does. Bob agrees. Kathy and Bob think "well that was easy" Now they get back to Kathy's place. Now if they relize soon enough that both Bob and Kathy are creeps.. what do they do? CHOICES: A. They decide to team up. 2 creeps work better than 1. B. They say fuck it. and just fall in love C. They do what they were planning anyway. and one lives D. They throw their hands up. and say "Give".. and go their seperate ways to attack non-creeps

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Monday, 27 March 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

or D. They swap wallet, have regular sex, then kill each other at the same time.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 27 March 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

or E. They swap wallet, have regular sex, then kill each other at the same time.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 27 March 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

or F. They swap sex, have regular kills, then wallet each other at the same time

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 27 March 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

NO. those are not the choices.. DAMN

― Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, but they do present themselves as if they were. So they may as well be. They were very tricky with that.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 3 April 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

Well ... I guess it depends on whether you look at it from a modus ponens or modus tollens perspective. Your best bet is to look at it from both ... or so it would seem. I'm still trying to work out if p is really p or just q backwards.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Saturday, 8 April 2006 10:01 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

I like B. Perhaps the double creepiness would cancel itself out and they would turn into wonderful people full of love and happiness. OR, the stranger minding their own business at the bus stop could be waiting outside of Cathy's apartment. A vicitm of both Bob and Cathy, said stranger would devise a clever plan to get them back...

― Carrie Lynn MacNeil (Carrie Lynn), Friday, 2 June 2006 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

or front as the case may be

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Friday, 2 June 2006 06:41 (eighteen years ago)

One time, and number 6's from McDonald's, and then one time, light the lights had went out and shit, and we was in that bitch just sleepin on the flo an shit, and when we woke up and when the lights got on, Nose Kane got us some ligh, so your archetypal pillars hold the roof. But what you fail to know, and what your question, is the default, D. AB or C don't carry the intrinsic power of creepiness. The options Censored's proposed D. grows the life of creepiness's stagnation in quite an elegant manner. As E. this option also works, leading towards the eventuality of F., a regularity of kills, and, hopefully, towards G., the constancy of aquisition of wallets, B+K assisting one another in the picking of foes' pockets, and, when necessary, the introduction of Death.

― La Croix (pds37), Saturday, 3 June 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

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