A salute to mother

It was her own fault you know, the accident. She should have given the subject more study, more consideration. You, yourself are not without blame. You should have made sure she understood that "breeding lions" does't include foreplay on her part.

upon closer inspection the "lion" appears to be a pile of fish. That must have been what the cats were really after.

Sure had me fooled. I thought your mom was skinning a cheetah