Smoking Squares?

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In the song BabyLet'sHaveABabyBeforeBushDoSomethin'Crazy, Silk E sings:

But I still got love to share
Plus you know I stopped smoking squares

What does this mean?

― jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

He started smoking cooler people perhaps?

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

It means exactly what it says, he lit one end of a square, and inhaled via the other.

Stay clear of parallelograms though. That shit will fuck you up.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 11 May 2006 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

Smoking guns is the really dangerous habit.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 11 May 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Smoking Nuns have dangerous habits

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 11 May 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

Squares are a form of contraception.

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

A square is a small sack of weed. Since he stopped smoking dope, he can 'make babies' again.

― jefe, Monday, 22 May 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

I met this guy who was trying really hard to be a hipster, but I smoked him as a square right away.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 22 May 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

My friend who knows more slang than the entire rap industry would always refer to it as smoking squares when we would take smoke breaks at work. So there you go...dont know the etymology beyond that

― Tucker Kopf, Tuesday, 23 May 2006 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

means smoking cigarettes.

jesus, where the fuck are you people from?

― Calliope Marakasu (lissajou), Thursday, 25 May 2006 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

Somewhere where we couldn't give a flying fuck what "smoking squares" actually means. Do pay attention.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 25 May 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

We are from Drunkistan.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 25 May 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

Thank you for this invaluable discussion of the demotic. Please pass the gin (and by that I most certainly do NOT mean to piss yourself in the study again).

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 May 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

yes please. Oh, and pass the square while you're at it.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

That sounds painful.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

you should try octagothalamagahedrons ...

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Saturday, 27 May 2006 10:27 (eighteen years ago)

or Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
(i guess psychologist need to have fun too. "sir you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia")

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

and sir responds ... 'aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! NO, NO, STOP!!!'

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

midway through the word that is.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

approximately around the 'monstros' bit I would expect

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Thursday, 1 June 2006 05:55 (eighteen years ago)

Really I would have given them much more credit than that. I would have thought thy would have lasted as long as the 'es' part.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Thursday, 1 June 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

sounds like good grounds for an experiment to me

― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Friday, 2 June 2006 06:37 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

We could try experimenting. but where are we going to find someone with Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia in this day and age.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Saturday, 17 June 2006 00:00 (eighteen years ago)

Throw a brick.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 18 June 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

Ouch!

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 19 June 2006 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry Aimless, I was aiming for that hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic to your immediate left.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

By 'aiming', I assume Matt means reeling and lurching about in a dipsomaniacal frenzy, cursing and throwing imaginary bricks.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 19 June 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

What else could it mean?

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

It's astonishing that I was able to pronounce it.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 08:19 (eighteen years ago)

it seems obvious to me that silk e has never seen the cover of van halen's 1984 where the baby is smoking a square, or is he a cherub? augh! i spilled.

― jdchurchill (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

Cherubim? Smoking? Van Halen? 1984? I'm not sure I like where this is going. Oh No, I LOVE where this is going! Tell me more. PLEASE!

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 3 July 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure I don't remember any of that in 1984...

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

0U812

― Bats (Bat), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 12:25 (eighteen years ago)

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