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Consider me kneed in the package and what's that on my head? is it a jellyfish? It is! It's a jelly fish! Argh! Aaaaaaaaaaaargh! THERE IS A JELLYFISH ON MY HEAD!

― gary vinney (vinney), Saturday, 13 May 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

Who will buy my sweet red roses?
Two blooms for a penny...

Roipe strawberries, roipe!

Stannit! Eeeeyerv-nin Stannit!

Ere, mate, ya don' ave twenny pee for the bus do ya?

Fifty pee mate, fr'a cup a' tea...?

Eh, friend, ah havnae any cash for th'late train back tae Glasgae; can ye nae lend me 15 poonds?

― drunkscotswaterloostationgeezer@3am.uk (pooster), Sunday, 14 May 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

Oh... you don't think the Vinneystore will come after me do you, for making fun of him? When I was three, I was told that if you poke a jellyfish on the beach with a stick, it will come after you ... I'm just wondering if he will do the same. I just wondered, because apparently you can do just about everything with a mo fo these days. And I wouldn't like to pick up a phone and out he steps and beats me up or steals my identity or soul or something.

Oh Lord. Oh Lord. Where's the paper bag. Oh Lord.

― Pooster (pooster), Sunday, 14 May 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

Thank's and God bless

it's over there

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 14 May 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks Matt. Now, I'll stand behind you supportively, while you knee that ignorant Vinneyman oik in the package. Eee, I love a virtual scrap.

― Pooster (pooster), Sunday, 14 May 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Ooof

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 15 May 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

The jellyfish! Use the jellyfish!

― pooster, Monday, 15 May 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Have some of that!

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

And that, my friends, is how we deal with spammers in the Republic of AAD.

Now, fancy a G&T, Matt?

― pooster, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

Wouldn't say no.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 18 May 2006 11:26 (eighteen years ago)

You think we should invite the Vinneymonster, now that he's been safely contained?

Right-oh: just loosen the ball gag a little to insert this straw...

― pooster, Thursday, 18 May 2006 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

AAD is a republic!? I thought this was a strict theocracy.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 19 May 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, it started out as a teaocracy. Often mistakenly believed to be an Irish form of theocracy, through incipient deafness or by analogy with the Gaelic expression for prime minister ('Tea Shoppe'), a teaocracy is in fact a British fig-leaf expression for government by racism, heavy-handedness and pillage. The UK handed the role over to the US in the mid-20th century (cf. 'starbucksocracy').

― pooster, Saturday, 20 May 2006 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

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