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Have any of you drunks ever embarassed yourselves so bad that it scarred you. I stopped drinking when my knees and ankles started popping with every step and I developed a twitch when I'd smile. I still have a scar from that embarassment.

― Bats (Bat), Monday, 10 July 2006 23:09 (twenty years ago)

Nobody likes a quitter.

You may want to reconsider and take up strong drink once again.......

As for the embarassing thing.... does realizing that the urinal cake is actually a pineapple ring in the punchbowl count?

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Friday, 14 July 2006 01:45 (twenty years ago)

Of course, it counts and my Mother doesn't approve drinking, in her house. I guess, I would, otherwise.

― Bats (Bat), Friday, 14 July 2006 10:24 (twenty years ago)

Move out an get a job then, how else you gonna pay for all the gin?

― Frank Swedeheadium, Friday, 14 July 2006 18:22 (twenty years ago)

I have it on good authority that she disapporves of the gin LARGELY BECAUSE she wishes to scarf it all HERSELF, and who can blame her? Not I, for one, I gather that it's quite the coming thing you know.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 15 July 2006 10:33 (twenty years ago)

Maybe, my Mom's coming around. She tried a beer battered fish sandwich, yesterday, from Hardees and thought she was going to get a buzz, 'til I told her the alcohol was cooked out of it.

― Bats (Bat), Saturday, 15 July 2006 11:35 (twenty years ago)

I tried to get a Buzz from beer battered fish once. Before I knew it my wallet was empty and my stomach had ruptured.

Does that count as an embarrasment?

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Saturday, 29 July 2006 00:07 (twenty years ago)

Damb that beer battered anything really

― jdchurchill (jdchurchill), Sunday, 30 July 2006 08:23 (twenty years ago)

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