Crotchfruit

That infant clearly harbors serious doubts about its current situation. Who can blame it?

Not I. Though I find myself irresistibly intrigued as to what is occurring off camera.

(Many congratulations, of course)

While I congratulate you on your successful breeding, I wonder whether (a) it's necessary to put your child into what appears to be some kind of straight jacket, and (b) whether it's wise to use so small of an infant as a pillow?

again, may i remind newcomers and oldcomers to wear gloves and watch the finish on the hardwood. also, and to get to my original point, please remember to include a dime in all photos to ensure a proper sense of scale. lynskey's rules.

I did once watch the finish, in this case of the Kentucky Derby, reflected murkily in the hardwood floor of some person I can admit to only vaguely recalling, in a state of rather embarrassingly of excessive intemperance. Funnily enough, I WAS wearing gloves at the time; a lovely pair of ladies' evening gloves I 'borrowed' from one of the other guests to put out a minor fire occasioned by my absent-mindedly throwing a candle at the far more memorable hostess after she had made some rather disobliging comments about my language.

As a matter of polite curiosity I feel compelled to nonetheless enquire as to what of lynskey rules exactly?