Did no-one put the kettle on nor make coffee?

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*Yaaaaaaawwwwn*

Where are you layabouts and where's my caffeinated beverage?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

I kicked Dude Steel at least three times to get him to get up and make coffee, but all I succeeded in doing was to make him turn over and mumble bad words. So, you can see that I did my job, but that man is flat out useless.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

Here you are boys, I'll look after you.

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― C J (C J), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 07:19 (eighteen years ago)

Good Lord, CJ appears to have turned into a coffee machine.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

If we can just fit her with a small refrigerator for ice, champagne and tonic and a small bar for gin and whatnot, I think she may end up being the dreamiest woman ever.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

I'd have difficulty functioning in a power cut though.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

Meh. I'll just toast your torpor with the rest of the liquor and wait for the power to come back on, or, since you're my dream girl, hook you up to an emergency back-up generator. God, but new love is exhilarating!

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

Or maybe that's just the espresso.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

Yep, "Teats on a boar hog" is my middle name.

Besides, I wouldn't call a gentle nudge with your bunny slippers a kick by any stretch of the imagination.

BTW.... I forgot to tell you Thanks for letting me spend the night on your back porch steps! I really appreciate it. They were much more comfortable than the benches down at the park.

Sorry about the "stains"

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

I have an electric microwave fire at home.

I can spend a whole romantic evening in front of the fire in just 35 minutes, then it's out for more beer.

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Thursday, 28 September 2006 06:34 (eighteen years ago)

That's 35 minutes beer time wasted!

― C J (C J), Thursday, 28 September 2006 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

Geoffrey, you are a man of rare genius, a Prometheus of our times, you who have harnessed the very nature of fire and trained it to fetch you beer.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 28 September 2006 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

Wouldn't it make the beer a bit warm though?

― C J (C J), Thursday, 28 September 2006 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

I think that's where your refrigerator could come into play, CJ. Btw, lest you feel somewhat gauche thusly accoutred, I hear that everyone on the catwalks of Paris and Milan will be wearing mini-fridges this season. It's le must, the sine qua non of the season, accessory-wise.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

Ah. That explains much. Although, since you have your elegant and neatly-manicured fingernail on the pulse of High Street fashion trends, I do rather wish you had explained it all a bit earlier because when I was down the Slug and Walrus yesterday having lunch with Christian Lacroix and he enquired of me "Avez-vous le Mini-Smeg?" I got a smidgeon offended and punched him in the gob.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

Is it because of the insinuation that your Smeg was too small or was it because you could no longer bear the garish combinations of color that he was wearing? You should have said, "Guarda la mia tecnologia di arredarti la faccia con un po di sangue, stronzo!"

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

That's easy for you to say.

― C J (C J), Friday, 29 September 2006 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

Only 'cause you haven't slugged me yet.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

I'm available to slug M. White on Monday next between 11am and 2pm. CJ?

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

Aimless, could we make it between Noon and 2PM? I have an appointment to go see my armurier at 11:00.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

We'll see. CJ may go in for DYI.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 29 September 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

quote We'll see. CJ may go in for DYI. end quote

DYI????

Drunken Yelled Inquiries

Donuts You Ingested

Drunks, You, I

Dons Yamaka Infrequently

Down Yonder Irritation

Double Yodeling Invitation

Damn Yankee Invaders

David Younts Inc.

Dimwitted Youth Inversion

Dude, You're Incorrigible

Dancing Yawning Imbibing

Does Yanni Impressions

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Friday, 29 September 2006 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry. I meant Delighful Youthful 'Ijinks, which, as I see it, would cover such 'ijinks as slugging M. White.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 29 September 2006 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

Do You Investigate these things?

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Saturday, 30 September 2006 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

Does Yanni Impressions

Please, anything but this.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 2 October 2006 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

Aimless, tomorrow's not looking too good, actually. How about never? Does that work for you?

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

Is that the 12th of never????

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, yes. Come by between noon and 2. I'll serve refreshments.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 5 October 2006 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

That never worked for me. (Perhaps I should punctuate that more clearly as "That 'never' worked for me.")

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 5 October 2006 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

How about coffee, then, Aimless? Would that work for you?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sorry, M. White, but the window has closed... and dang if I can figure out how to open it... or the door for that matter... but that's been jammed shut for several years since the hovel settled down into the swamp, sort of all twisty-like.

Come to think, that may be why the window won't open, either. It must be time to enlarge the hole in the roof!

Just a second - coffee?! Never touch the stuff. Isn't it supposed to sober you up?

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 6 October 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Old Wives' Tale, Aimless, and anyway you can always 'fortify' it with brandy, tequila, rum, cognac, marc, or whatever else you have at hand.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

So other than the normal Starbucks Sumatra with an added double shot of espresso..... What is your favorite coffee?

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

Old Wive's Tale? Hardly! Why, it stands to reason that, to the degree one's cup is partly filled with coffee and not wholly filled with brandy, tequila, rum, cognac, marc, or whatever, just by that much one becomes less drunk and therefore stays more sober. QED.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 12 October 2006 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

Quod ego dico?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 October 2006 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

Quick Easy Disco?

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Thursday, 12 October 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

Where? Where?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 October 2006 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right......

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Friday, 13 October 2006 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

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