The lights are on and there's nobody at home

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Will the last person on the moon please go back and turn the light off?
I can see it from my house, and it is stopping the ferrets from sleeping.

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Monday, 9 October 2006 10:09 (eighteen years ago)

Aren't ferrets noctural?

― C J (C J), Monday, 9 October 2006 10:15 (eighteen years ago)

CJ, I believe he's referring to his neighbors, the Ferrets, Imall and his wife, Goh. When they can't sleep the play the saw and the washboard, drink corn liquor and make an awful ruckus.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

"Imall Ferrett" sounds like yer average AAD poster : playful, inquisitive, and smelling of wee.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 09:51 (eighteen years ago)

Look, that was one time alright?

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

So I take it you've learned not to be inquisitive.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

Like they always say....

Curiosity killed the cat but inquisitive fondled the ferrett.

Or so goes the story "I" heard late one night over a pint or two.

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

But cats have nine lives
This makes them ideal for medical experiments.

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Thursday, 12 October 2006 06:31 (eighteen years ago)

Curiosity killed the cat but inquisitive fondled the ferrett.

You're not the cousin, In Ferrett, are you?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 October 2006 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

I think it's the uncle, Upme Ferrett.

His case is in court next Tuesday.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 12 October 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

Not the great-uncle Ipree Ferrett?! What a welcome change.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

I used to have a Ferrett Fawcett poster in my bedroom years ago. Does that count? I counted 8 protruding chestral bulges....... ahhhhhhh mammories.

― Ðµdë §téè£ (Ðµdë §téè£), Thursday, 12 October 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

And that, children, is exactly why I drink.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 October 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

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