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Stop that at once.

― Matt, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 09:40 (eighteen years ago)

fuck nay

― Lynskey, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

It's stopped. It's stopped.

How long do I have to stand here with my finger in this hole?

― Michael White, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

It is time to pull your finger out, M.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

OK. I'm going to send the cleaning bill to you, Aimless, if this suit gets ruined, however.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

Honey, that suit was ruined the minute you put it on.

― Matt, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

The obvious solution has been totally overlooked.....

Simply remove the digit that is in the hole and leave it in place!

Besides, who would want a soiled lavender bunny suit?

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 8 March 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

It's violet not lavender and it's not soiled so much as besmirched.

― Michael White, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

Please be sure NOT to wash it in hot water nor tumble dry on high heat..... we wouldn't want to be having a shrinking violet, now would we?

Besmirched is better than bespeckled...... unless you are a leopard.

Either way, begin being better before behaving beastly bemoaning bearded behemoths.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Friday, 9 March 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

As any anal 'alfwit's aware, alliteration as abrogation's anathema and augurs awful associations; all acceptability absconds.

― Matt, Friday, 9 March 2007 10:17 (eighteen years ago)

My behemoths shave.

― Michael White, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

I should hope so too, a man of your calibre. Bedraggled behemoths ill-behoove the gentlemen. Poorly shod pegasi too, are simply non-u.

― Matt, Saturday, 10 March 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

No-body rides pegasi anymore, regardless of how they're shod. All gracious gentlemen gird themselves and gambol on gryphons these days.

― Michael White, Sunday, 11 March 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

The observation of the intended alliteration was as expected but you seem to have overlooked one tiny but glaring detail.

The alliteration wasn't only the letter b but a combination of BOTH the "b" and the immediately following "e".

A feet which increases the difficulty level but a factor of no less than ten fold.

If I had been able to come up with "bedraggled" that would have been a 10 word, ten fold, double alliteration, coherent sentence bonus of who knows how many points. Millions, maybe Billions!

As it was I had to settle for a paltry 250,000 points.

Hardly worth the effort but a nice diversion from work!

― Ðµdë §téè£, Monday, 19 March 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

Fair enough. Carry on.

― Matt, Thursday, 29 March 2007 10:41 (eighteen years ago)

No. Carry OUT.

― Michael White, Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

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