Official Rolling Non-Topic-Specific DRUNKEN RANT THREAD 2007!!!1one

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So I am not drunk but approaching. And usually, in this state between, I willingly loosen my grasp on coherence and come off as drunker than I actually am. Hi everyone! I'm an ocelot; I chase otters and cubs and bears (oh my.)

― Stevie D, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

ok now i'm drukq.

― Stevie D, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 06:55 (eighteen years ago)

Pumpernickel! Get yer fresh HOT pumpernickel here! Salt rolls, baguettes, steamed bagels, HAAARRRRRRRD Pretzels! Get 'em fresh, get 'em HOT, get 'em Right here, Right NOWWWWWWwwwww.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 29 March 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

Wait a moment. Are you actually an ocelot? How are you typing?

(I'm sure everyone here knows how to titillate an ocelot).

― Matt, Thursday, 29 March 2007 10:40 (eighteen years ago)

(I'm sure everyone here knows how to titillate an ocelot)

But what if you need to titillate ocejustalittle?

― Ðµdë §téè£, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

I meant hensbane, babys breath and hensbane.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

Naturally, we knew.

― Matt, Friday, 30 March 2007 10:00 (eighteen years ago)

OK here I am drunk again. Apparently I was drunk 4 days ago, last night, AND tonight.

IT was a party with the theme "dress as yr fave new yorker" and i dressed as lou reed and this kid kept thinking i was michael bloomberg even after I said "no, 'sweet jane', 'rock and roll', 'VENUS IN FURS' "

whatta loser.

― Stevie D, Sunday, 1 April 2007 08:00 (eighteen years ago)

GOD I FUKKEN LOVE COLLEGE

― Stevie D, Sunday, 1 April 2007 08:00 (eighteen years ago)

I for one would like to express my delight and be the first to congratulate you. It is with regret that I must point out that my views are not necessarily those of the forum as a whole.

― Matt, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

Nor even as a hole.

― Michael White, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

Nor even as a boll weevil.

― Matt, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 09:09 (eighteen years ago)

Does your place even have any views, Matt?

― Michael White, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

Three. None of them are appealing, even to those who like kitsch.

― Matt, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

I have a view. It's across the moors.

― C J, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

Yes...

What exactly did the Moors do to the cross in your view, CJ?

― Michael White, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

I am 19 and I went to a bar and they didn't card and my friends bought me drinx and I had a large glass of hard cider (faggy) and a large glass of copper ale (5.9% a.p.v., not faggy at all; puts me in Morbius range) and then I had 2.5 shotz o' spiced captain and I'm drunx0rs again. AND THIS CUTE KID I THOUGHT WAS GAY WASN'T AND HE WAS JUST BEING FRIENDLY OMG FROWNEY FACE :-(

― Stevie D, Thursday, 5 April 2007 06:28 (eighteen years ago)

Shockingly similar to my morning, really, except for most of the salient details, but who am I to quibble?

― Michael White, Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

baaaaad hangover time :-(

― Stevie D, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

I hate it when this happens.

― Michael White, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

This is infinitely worse.

― Lynskey, Thursday, 5 April 2007 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

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