HI
― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)
Like you are oxygen-deprived, torpid, and jiggle-limbed, with a brain pan full of apple butter and you have no acquaintance with your feet... but in a feel-good sort of a way.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 01:51 (nineteen years ago)
i guess that was supposed to be a joke, but the comic thread connecting "drunk" to your imagined scenario is sub-new yorker and, worse, it betrays your complete lack of imagination and just ends up transmitting a little nugget of smug contempt like almost everything else you post. plus it's personally offensive and it's completely ruined my morning. thanks asshole.
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 01:57 (nineteen years ago)
HI DERE WAHT IS "sub-new yorker"
Also Aimless is one of the funniest persons in the world HOW DOZE HE RUIN ANYONE'S MORNING?
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:00 (nineteen years ago)
{tips his hat} Avec plaisir, mon cher.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:01 (nineteen years ago)
hsssst! Heave Ho! French postcards!!!
― Aimless, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:10 (nineteen years ago)
heh - yeah i saw that
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 11:51 (nineteen years ago)
Wot, you fink you can muscle in on my shtick wid impunity?
― Michael White, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)
It would appear so.
I'm appalled by the descent of Aimless into mindless thuggery and vile abuse. Are there no standards left?
― Matt, Sunday, 1 July 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)
Monsieur White, you should get a new shtick, perhaps a yiddish shtick. This one's gotten old and mouldy.
― Heave Ho, Monday, 2 July 2007 04:17 (nineteen years ago)
Matt, mindful thuggery and sublime abuse are sorely missed, these days.
Yiddishtick would make a nice name for a musical, no?
― Michael White, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)
It sounds slightly more like a branch of medicine based largely around the patient being urged to "eat, eat, before you die already"
― Matt, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 07:23 (nineteen years ago)
"According to the yiddishticks..."
― Heave Ho, Thursday, 5 July 2007 02:53 (nineteen years ago)
:D
― Satan knows what you did, Friday, 10 August 2007 13:30 (nineteen years ago)
I'm not entirely sure how best to respond to that.
Some form of celebration seems in order.
As to what, I shall leave it to the floor.
― Matt, Thursday, 16 August 2007 23:56 (nineteen years ago)
be sure to record whatever you do on video and upload it to youtube
― Heave Ho, Friday, 17 August 2007 00:56 (nineteen years ago)
My Inner Child Is a Juvenile Delinquent
― Heave Ho, Saturday, 18 August 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)
I'm jolly happy for you.
― Matt, Saturday, 18 August 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)
you make a second rate aimless :(
― Heave Ho, Saturday, 18 August 2007 23:29 (nineteen years ago)
Well of course I do, Aimless is a colossus amongst men, a chevalier non pareil, a parfait gentil knight, a wit, a raconteur, a boulevardier, a man of parts, letters and means. I am a second rate Aimless, and you are a shambling berk. What's your point?
― Matt, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.tiscali.co.uk/events/images/your-view150x110.gif
― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)