Will death change Dick Cheney?

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I predict it will mellow him.

Aimless, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

At least he'll stop banging on about being a survivor, as that will be patently untrue.

Matt, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

I'm predicting the Lord of Darkness will unleash his unbridled wrath on America upon Dick's demise.
Dick is the only thing that keeps the country together.

warmsherry, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

I believe that you have the tense of the question incorrect....

It should be "Has death changed Dick Cheney?"

I for one would say YES, most emphatically YES!

The man that we are not seeing at press conferences and not seeing at photo op's and not seeing traveling abroad was replaced by an automaton shortly BEFORE his death some five years ago. There has been a very high level ultra secret conspiracy perpetuated to try to fool us into believing that that machine is our beloved dearly departed Vice President.

еdë §téè£, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

This is poppycock.

ciderpress, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

Horsefeathers

Michael White, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

Balderdash

Aimless, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

Hogwash

Michael White, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

Flimflam

Matt, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

I imagine him thinner.

John Justen, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

People will remark on how peaceful he looks. As they say it they will draw a sigh of relief.

Aimless, Thursday, 4 October 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, at the open casket, everyone will peer down and say, "How peaceful I look."

Michael White, Thursday, 4 October 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

four years pass...

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57403969-503544/dick-cheney-receives-heart-transplant/

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Sunday, 25 March 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

two threads bumped and hes still not dead

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 March 2012 01:22 (thirteen years ago)

So, the thread title remains an open question, as does the question of whether Dick Cheney's death mask will find a cherished place among the memorabilia of the G. W. Bush presidential library.

Aimless, Monday, 26 March 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

eight years pass...

The jury is still out. Rumor has it they are running up one helluva tab on room service.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 23 October 2020 04:47 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

I hear they've discontinued Tab.

Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 06:56 (four years ago)

But they've re-continued.... YOU! Michael White! Hello my friend!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 10:59 (four years ago)

Je passe de temps en temps

Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 13:32 (four years ago)

Ça me plairais mieux si c'etait plus souvent mais bon

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 14:51 (four years ago)

C'est apprecié quand même :)

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 14:52 (four years ago)

four years pass...

Let’s find out!

colonic interrogation (gyac), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 11:58 (six days ago)

helluva way to learn this very welcome and long-overdue news

starring jean-claude van damme as paving mctasel (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 12:08 (six days ago)

Great revive

colonic interrogation (gyac), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 16:36 (six days ago)

i see what you did there

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 16:40 (six days ago)

ffs

starring jean-claude van damme as paving mctasel (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 17:11 (six days ago)

Yeah, at the open casket, everyone will peer down and say, "How peaceful I look."

― Michael White

très fin

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 17:27 (six days ago)


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