Deformed forehead

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I was typing the word "processes" and got lost typing esses esses esses over and over. Then I passed out and fell on my keyboard and now I have an indentation in my forehead the exact shape of my spacebar. If it doesn't go away I'm going to have to put duct tape over it so people won't notice. Does anyone have any advice?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 15 December 2002 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Use spell checker in future.

― Celeste (Celeste), Sunday, 15 December 2002 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Fill it up with plaster of paris QUICK!!!
Or even better use molten lead.

― JSenlib, Monday, 16 December 2002 03:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Get a friend with a baseball bat to pummel the rest of your face down to the same level.

― Pete Andrews, Monday, 16 December 2002 10:34 (twenty-three years ago)

is it deep enough to fill with slurry?? the pigs have finished all the cream cheese in my navel.

― hurley (hurley), Monday, 16 December 2002 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

False alarm. When I got up this afternoon, the indentation had disappeared and there is a slight protrusion, same shape, in it's place. I've learned that when I push on it, I can move across the room very fast. I intend to see if it works when I masterbate but I don't want to rush into anything. ( I tried the plaster of paris straight away but it fell out when I giggled.)

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 00:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I can supply you with the complete list of meeting-places for the Narcoleptics Anony

― Pooster (pooster), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

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