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North-western lad (not bad looking) would like to meet pernickety, slightly-overweight, right-wing, obsessive-compulsive, chocolate-addicted, pre-op misanthropist with view to interesting days out messing about on the water. Widnes girls need not apply.

― Pooster (pooster), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Do I need to supply my own wetsuit and snorkel, perchance? Or will that be part of your free introductory offer? A girl needs to know that sort of information in order to make informed choices etc etc.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 10:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"messing about on the water"

is that what i think it is? Ive got just the girl

― Robin (RJM), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

so, Ratty, what exactly do you think it is?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Where I come from, messing about on the 'water' means walking across the Mersey, and probably throwing huge gloppy Merseyballs at each other as we do so.

― Pooster (pooster), Thursday, 19 December 2002 00:18 (twenty-three years ago)

would an otherwise slender maid with a 75 pound goiter qualify as "slightly overweight." she's pre-op, no question. if it matters, the goiter sports several horrific piercings and a tattoo. best of all, when you touch it in the rite spot, you can FEEL HER PULSE!!

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 19 December 2002 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

This is too much! I AGREE TOTALLY with you! I have gigabytes of goitre JPEGs on my hard disk! Some involving pre-op tattoo fans! We're, like, made for each other, aren't we?

No, seriously, bring back CJ.

― Pooster (pooster), Friday, 20 December 2002 00:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Hello

― C J (C J), Saturday, 21 December 2002 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

*Sigh*

I have the tinkling of sleighbells and the chattering of elves in my ears. Apart from the fact that the elves are just taking the piss, it would be absolute heaven. Like a picnic at Happy Valley, Llandudno, or a bottle of whisky at Durdle Door.

Hmph ... although, with a bottle or whisky inside of you, you're pretty much likely to accidentally misfoot the whole cliff thing and plummet to the bottom onto a lot of rocks. No wonder they don't distil whisky at Durdle Door any more.

Anyway, all I was saying was, it was bliss to see CJ in all of her taciturn glory.

Happy Christmas, CJ.

― pooster, Sunday, 22 December 2002 00:45 (twenty-three years ago)

This is touching...

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 23 December 2002 01:49 (twenty-three years ago)

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