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― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 20 December 2002 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you pass the test?

― C J (C J), Friday, 20 December 2002 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think so

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Friday, 20 December 2002 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

If it's a urine test, I'll need another beer.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 20 December 2002 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

If it's a drugs test, shouldn't we all vacate the area?

― Pooster (pooster), Monday, 23 December 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

We've got drugs? Are there any "date rape" drugs? I'd like to take some. I've been lonely. I just don't to wake up naked outside a church.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 23 December 2002 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

You wanna be on your guard for designer date rape drugs. Same violatory deal, just its always by a guy in a flash Audi Sport with a rolex. It's a kind of magic.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 1 January 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

I like playing with that "random" button down there. Er.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 18 July 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that what they call it these days? *Quizzically raises one eyebrow*

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 19 July 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

No, only CJ.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

*Digitally raises one eyebrow*

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

― o, Saturday, 30 April 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

Zero.

My favorite number. Any number larger than zero connotates a representation of something or somethings.

Zero, on the otherhand, connotates nothing. Nothing...The absense of "thing".

I have tried to concieve "nothing" but the conception of "nothing" seems unachieveable as long as I am there creating the concept.

Perhaps it is as I have suspected; Life is a trap.

If one's mentality is at least two notches above a bird dog, one may wonder: "What the hell IS this shit!".

If anyone is following me into this look at human mental capabilities, I urge you to disregard everything I have said.

( Warning! Without further training, do not attenpt to concieve "nothing". The resultant effect might be some sort of a "black hole" sucking in the entire manifestation of time and universe. )

― Bubba (Zen Clown), Sunday, 1 May 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

Bubba? Do you have any idea what you are talking about?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 1 May 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

Nah...It's nothing...

― Bubba (Zen Clown), Sunday, 1 May 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Ner.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 1 May 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

The real peculiarity here is that anything ever happens at all anywhere. But of course, that's nonsense. Nothing is.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 2 May 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

I would like to junp in to this pointless conversation but before I do, I would like specific definitions of the words "anything", "anywhere" and perhaps that very small but significant word; "is".
Perhaps, if we could come to some sort of agreement as to the precise meaning of these words, we might be more fully able to have a meaningful conversation.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 2 May 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

What the fuck you talkin 'bout, white boy?

― Jimbo (Zen Clown), Monday, 2 May 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

Nothing, Sir. Nothing at all. That's quie an impressive knife you have there...Is it as sharp as it looks?

I have this .44 magnum, (draws large pistol from waistband) I...

Wait! Wait! Don't run away! I was wanting to have an intellectual conversation...

Rats.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 2 May 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

Are you still there, Aimless? I fear I must take issue with your statement; "Nothing is." I'm not a smart man but it seems to me that nothing isn't. That which posesses the quality of "is-ness" would have to be, necessarily, something.

This is all very confusing.

I wish The Amazing Randy would come back and help me understand these things. I have heard that he had a way with words.

― Bubba (Zen Clown), Monday, 2 May 2005 04:20 (twenty years ago)

More a way with word, really. But you take what you can get.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

He WAS quite concise.

― Bubba, Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

He's dead? You hear that Zen? Happens to others too.

― MSW (MSW), Thursday, 12 May 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

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