The News As Expressed As A Japanese Hardcore Lyric

The travel misery deepened on Wednesday
The travel misery deepened on Wednesday
The travel misery deepened on Wednesday
with severe frost overnight

black ice and ice already forming
black ice and ice already forming in places
black ice and ice already forming in places
so people need to take great care leaving work

seems a south east phenomenon that people forget
seems a south east phenomenon that people forget
seems a south east phenomenon that people forget
how to drive safely when there's snow and ice

paralysed by an accident in Wiltshire
worsened further by a burst water main
an accident clockwise, partially blocked
The southbound A11 is blocked at Wymondham in Norfolk.

(building guitar fret noise)

I'm not...
advocating that....
a child be ripped...
from a mother's arms...

(fast drum roll)
(distorted guitars)

Purported to be the world's first
human clone
suspended tests
guaranteed that the baby would not be taken away.
suspended tests
suspended tests
suspended tests

(building guitar fret noise)

A lawyer in Florida...
is asking a judge...
to place Eve under...
court protection...

(fast drum roll)
(distorted guitars)

parents are considering a
number of legal implications
suspended tests
Eve might not even become a US national
suspended tests
suspended tests
suspended tests

(bass solo)

nicknamed Eve...
claim could be a hoax..

(drum solo)

But scientists remain sceptical...
appointed a freelance science...

(guitar solo....song breaks down into fight between band members and crowd)

Italian scientists
Italian scientists
Volcano blew part of its cone into the sea

the volcano continues
the volcano continues
to spew lava from five openings
Wave-measuring buoy in the sea
40 to 45 minutes to react

new thermal cameras are monitoring
the main lava flow
new thermal cameras are monitoring
the main lava flow

The wave-measuring buoy comes into operation on Thursday

UK Tightens Entry Rules for Jamaicans
- Bob Maughmondeley and the Daily Mailers

UK tighten entry rules
- tighten entry rules for Jamaicans
UK tighten entry rules
- tighten entry rules for Jamaicans

severe delays
at immigration control
additional cost
cost and inconvenience

Jamaica contribute to the richness
richness and diversity
contribute to the richness
richness and diversity
of our country.

we goin to fight
we goin to fight
we goin to fight
we goin to fight
we goin to fight

(In fairness to Ms Maxine Roberts, Jamaican High Commissioner in London, the full quotation from which this was cut’n’pasted was “It is not something we are going to fight really because we can't.”)

refused entry
entry on arrival
refused entry
entry on arrival
on arrival in the UK

reduction in the number
the number of Jamaicans
reduction in the number
the number of Jamaicans

Jamaicans denied
denied entry to the country
Jamaicans denied
denied entry to the country

we goin to fight
we goin to fight
we goin to fight
we goin to fight (repeat until completely stoned)

Swallowing a chain
Swallowing a chain
Swallowing a chain
Swallowing a chain
Almost four times it's size
Almost four times it's size
Almost four times it's size
Almost four times it's size

some 1,200 non-store jobs will be cut
But almost all of it's 119 stores are extremely large

And Morrisons has earned respect
Respect
Respect
Respect
And Morrisons has earned respect
For the quality of it's management

Safeway is vulnerable
Safeway is vulnerable
Vulnerable
Vulnerable
Safeway is vulnerable
Although it has smartened up it's image since 1999

Betrayal, I think is the most horrible,
Horrible
Betrayal, I think is the most horrible,
Horrible
There's nothing to be ashamed about in the letters

Utterly faithful
American television
Donating the letters
64 intimate hand-written notes

Not salacious
Not salacious
Brushed aside
Becoming public on Princes William and Harry

British Museum!
British Museum!
British Museum!

his failed drugs test
appears in tatters
his failed drugs test
terminate that contract
his failed drugs test
It depends how hungry he is

Bos got caught up in what goes on
Big money can change your life
Bos got caught up in what goes on
expensive liability at Stamford Bridge
Bos got caught up in what goes on
Only he can call the shots now

Mark Bosnich's career in pictures
Mark Bosnich's career in pictures
Mark Bosnich's career in pictures
Mark Bosnich's career in pictures

Vigilante activities
Vigilante for bodies
Vigilante activities
Vigilante for bodies
You have to know what's out there
There are proper places to go
You have to know what's out there
There are proper places to go

Defend the musician
Married with children
Prevent my children from
A dinner party in his home
What he has done is
Paid to see a child
He himself says that he was
Uncle Ernie

One feels sorry for him
But it doesn't present anyone with an excuse for
Who star Pete Townshend

Girls Aloud singer
a toilet attendant,
completely supportive of
racial abuse
of racial abuse…
of racial abuse….

Ms Amogbokpa,
A black bitch.
A black bitch.
Black
The Rivals
Black
The Rivals

The press have been completely
Black
this should be punished…
this should be punished…
assault on a black
assault on a black
this should be
No. 1

sexual assault before his
press coverage of the inquest
sexual assault before his
press coverage of the inquest

radio listeners
taking action
radio listeners
taking action

Partygoer,
Princess,
tabloid onslaught,
serious sexual
blood stains

The comedian also criticised Paul Burrell for selling
the anal injuries
at Mr Barrymore's luxury home in Roydon, near Harlow, Essex

trigger for a US-led war
troops and equipment
troops and equipment
time to complete their work
mid-to-late February
mid-to-late February

residential quarters
searches under pressure

as they send thousands of
European Union warnings - echoed by
Suspected bio-weapons production plant
Reuters news agency quoted one of the palace employees as saying
"complete their work!"
"complete their work!"

residential quarters
searches under pressure

residential quarters
searches under pressure

An apt taster
A suitable short piece of music intended to make you want to listen to more
Struggles
An activity that is difficult and takes a lot of effort

Try to spot these
Words and Expressions

Check your answers!
Check your answers!

a touring production of Of Mice and Men
in their Eyes
US child pornography website
in their Eyes
Kelly's hit ITV1 show
in their Eyes
A 52-year-old man from Chiswick
in their Eyes

a police station local to his address
in their Eyes
a production of Peter Pan
in their Eyeshistoric allegations
in their Eyes
A 52-year-old man from Chiswick
in their Eyes

And the message is simple:
Warheads and new documents.
The UN Security Council on 27 January
Warheads similar to 11

CNN television
Fox television news
Work with lasers
Very proactive

CNN television
Fox television news
Washington's growing impatience with
A day of mass protests worldwide

CNN television
Fox television news
Work with lasers
Very proactive

Is Saddam co-operating or is he not co-operating?
Operating
Operating
Operating

Mr Gilchrist blamed the government
before negotiations could begin
It doesn't serve any purpose
It doesn't serve any purpose

Mr Jenkin's comments had been extremely unhelpful
because "a strike's a strike"
entrenched positions
entrenched positions

modernisation moves
job cuts and a reduced service
177 red appliances
177 red appliances

a mix of cash and shares
a mix of cash and shares
a mix of cash and shares
a mix of cash and shares

Tesco
Tesco
Tesco
Tesco

already has a 27% share
avoid any regulatory issues
no one player
should have a market share of more than 25%

Tesco
Tesco
Tesco
Tesco

Sainsbury and Asda
Sainsbury and Asda
Kohlberg Kravis Roberts
Kohlberg Kravis Roberts

Tesco
Tesco
Tesco
Tesco

Guillaume Bijl
Dutch artist
at the Tate Liverpool

Salvaaaation Army
Salvaaaation Army
homes in the city
shopping at the Tate
at the Tate

fruit and vegetables
sandwiches and ready meals
£15,000 worth of food
£15,000 worth of food

open until 23 March 2003
Your Supermarket is based on a Tesco Express
open until 23 March 2003
Your Supermarket is based on a Tesco Express
open until 23 March 2003
Your Supermarket is based on a Tesco Express
open until 23 March 2003
repeat till fade.

a third person
a third personBarnet Barnet
Spamdau Ballet
Barnet Barnet
Spandau Ballet

wrote and produced 1980s chart hits for
Surrey Police Officers
and Kim Wilde, before
Sexual abuse against young boys

Mr Jolley
Mr Jolley
Mr Jolley
Mr Jolley

Peter Pan appearing in young boys
Mr Jolley appearing in young boys
Mr Jolley
Mr Jolley
Mr Jolley
Mr Jolley

Ferreira rocket
Ferreira a rocket
Andre Agassi beat
6-2 6-2 6-3
6-2 6-2 6-3 6-2 a rocket

Agassi gives Ferreira a rocket

just a single set
in all those meetings
50th grand slam
50th grand slam rocket

unseeded Ferreira was swamped on Rod
went through the motions
face either fellow American Andy Roddick
or Germany's Rainer Schuettler

a ploy that has paid rich dividends
and under floodlights on centre court
taking control of the points
taking control
control of the points

6-2 6-2 6-3 the points
6-2 6-2 6-3 6-2 a rocket

given no pace on his groundstrokes
serve deteriorated
given no pace on his groundstrokes
28 unforced errors

28 6-2 6-3 his groundstrokes
6-2 6-2 6-3 grand slam rocket

long-standing ties with Iraq dating
Moscow has long-standing ties
We are not stopping contacts
a shadow on Russian diplomacy
Trud / Trud / Trud / Trud / Gulf

still political and diplomatic leeway
no immediate grounds to attack
questioned the commitment
permanent members
vital to any plans

build up
continued to build up
step down
step down and go into exile

disarm the president
diplomatic discord comes
dating
dating
Gulf
position is that
German chancellor,
Gerhard Schröder,
gave a joint
dating
dating
position

landmark legal battle
landmark legal battle
move a sleaze trial
move a sleaze trial
judges are biased
Italy Italy
judges are biased
Italy Italy

complex legal argument
Body-blow Body-blow
Complex legal argument
Body-blow Body-blow
judges are biased
Italy Italy
judges are biased
Italy Italy

Legitimate suspicion
Legitimate suspicion
Berlusconi
Berlusconi
Berlusconi
Berlusconi
Berlusconi
Berlusconi
Berlusconi
Berlusconi

Vosper Thornycroft
£2.9bn ($4.8bn)
Menzies Campbell
£2.9bn ($4.8bn)
Scotstoun, Govan and at Rosyth
£2.9bn ($4.8bn)
Defence Secretary Geoff Hoon
£2.9bn ($4.8bn)

aircraft carriers for the Royal Navy
British warships (Illustrious, Invincible)
shipbuilding management
British warships (Illustrious, Invincible)
shared with rival
British warships (Illustrious, Invincible)
on foreign affairs
British warships (Illustrious, Invincible)

Hoon
Hoon Hoon
Hoon Babcock
Hoon Hoon Hoon Hoon
Hoon Babcock
Hoon Hoon
Hoon Hoon Hoon Hoon
60,000 tonne Hoon

Meryl Streep
clerical mistake
Meryl Streep
clerical mistake

"I'm sure what happened is her votes got split,"
Best supporting Golden Globe
best supporting actress
"I'm sure what happened is her votes got split,"

The same mistake
The same mistake
The same mistake was
Jennifer Connelly

Streep
Streep
Streep
Streep
Oscar Streep

freezing night
freezing night
Thousands of drivers
stranded in Essex

two miles in 10 hours
two pasties to sustain him
stranded in Essex
two pasties to sustain him

Stuart Grist
Stuart Grist
Stevenage
Stevenage
It's like a skating rink

East Anglia
hit by blizzards
Stevenage
Stevenage
Lack of gritters

More snow forecast
Stevenage
Stevenage
Stevenage
Stevenage

kidnapped by aliens
kidnapped by aliens
kidnapped by aliens
People who claim

This underscores the power of emotional belief
abductees
abductees
I've had an alien implant removed from my body
abductees
abductees

New-age beliefs
It was typical
four million Americans
many of them share
personality traits

they were into bio-energetic therapies
they were into bio-energetic therapies
they were into bio-energetic therapies
These frightening experiences

Vietnam vet
Vietnam vet
molested by space aliens
molested by space aliens

Food donated
Food donated
Kuwaiti Government
Kuwaiti Government

Kuwaiti Government
starving animals
US Central Command
starving animals

the zoo fell prey to looters
starving animals
stole monkeys, bears, horses, birds and camels
looters
looters
looters
Reuters news agency

A US soldier pets a sick bear at the zoo
Lions and tigers - too dangerous to steal
Associated Press - too dangerous to steal
Reuters news agency - too dangerous to steal
Saddam Hussein - too dangerous to steal
A US soldier pets a sick bear at the zoo

Uday Uday Uday Uday Uday Uday Uday Uday

Everton Striker
Everton Striiiiiiker

Wayne Wayne Wayne
Rooney
Wayne Wayne Wayne
ROOOOOOOONEY

Spat at fans
Liverpool Fans

Spat at fans
Liverpool Fans

ROOOOOOOONEY

ill-tempered affair
ill-tempered affair

ROOOOOOOONEY

We will speak with Merseyside Police within the next 24 hours.

Wednesday ahead of Thursday's friendly
eager to get their backing
Wednesday ahead of Thursday's friendly
eager to get their backing

We make this appeal for
Lucas Radebe
I have a promise from
Lucas Radebe

Beckham told Mandela:
this is a great honour for me
Beckham told Mandela:
It is an amazing honour for

Mandela
Mandela
Mandela
Mandela
Mandela
Lucas Radebe

major surgery
he joked
major surgery
in a sleep haze

the size of his nose
hit
nose
in the middle of the
hit
nose

Can't Smile Without
a broken nose
his biggest and most enduring
nose
"hit
nose"

in the early 1970s
humour
started out working for
Malibu,
Clooney,
and musical director
"hit
nose"

tentative evidence
tentative evidence
tentative evidence
Confirmed discovery

Physical Review
tentative Review
Physical evidence
Confirmed physical

blasting carbon atoms with X-rays
blasting physicist Ken Hicks with X-rays
blasting the Japanese with X-rays
blasting BBC Sport with X-rays

We are quarks
We are quarks
Baryons and Mesons
We are quarks

we are physicist Ken Hicks
and quarks
and quarks
behold the pentaquark
we are quarks

marine biologist and director of the Centre
"octopus giganteus" which has confounded experts ever since
hacking at it with an axe without making a dent
"octopus giganteus" which has confounded experts ever since

more than 100
more than 100
more than 100
biological sample back
biological sample back

I would hazard a bet that when it gets firmly identified
recognisable collagen matrix which gives it shape
The creature washed up one week ago on Los Muermos beach
the first washed up on land for over a century

more than 100
more than 100
more than 100
biological sample back
biological sample back

Allied Haxor Elite
Allied Haxor Elite
Allied Haxor Elite
"crackers"

an American girl called Jessica
with thousands of electronic messages
a dark cloud hanging over him
"crackers"

It was said in court they argued
attack script
attack script
"crackers"

Bokkie
Bokkie
Bokkie
Bokkie
"crackers"

death process for a loved one
This is not only a death, this is a killing
death process for a loved one
This is not only a death, this is a killing
death process for a loved one
galvanised activists
no written instructions

order an ambulance
feeding tube
order doctors to feed Mrs Schiavo
feeding tube
her heart stopped beating temporarily
feeding tube
This is not only a death, this is a
This is not only a death, this is a
This is not only a death, this is a
office for sainthood

the extent of her brain
the extent of her brain
the extent of her brain
heartless
disconcerting
highly inappropriate under the circumstances

John Paul to be buried
John Paul to be buried
His body will lie
with the church

see the body
grind to a halt
Assassination attempt
It scares me

Goodbye, father, hero, friend
Goodbye, father, hero, friend
Goodbye, father, hero, friend
Goodbye, father, hero, friend
Crypt
Crypt
Crypt
Crypt
Crypt
Crypt
Crypt
Crypt

The Pope's body
grind to a halt
view Pope's body
Pope's remains.

stopped performing
stopped performing
cardiac catheter ablation
stopped performing

NHS Trust
will be seen
John Radcliffe
will be seen
Tony Blair
will be seen
Tony Blair
stopped performing

performing Blair
performing Blair
performing Blair
far less rosy

Mr Eeley
sense of injustice
wife Paulette
regular hiking

I'm furious
I'm furious
I'm furious
I'm furious

American
aquarium
American
aquarium

see the snake move

American
aquarium
American
eBay

see the snake move

We was being sold
We was being sold
We was being sold
healthy size
healthy size
healthy size

see the snake move

this world rocks

punk rocks in fact

you all should be politicians

the ones in power nowdays take life far too seriously

Rules - You can only copy / paste lines out of the BBC News site.

[rocks forward and backward in a manner reminiscent of a rocking horse, and rhythmically pats his left palm with the billy-club held in his right, peering at Strange Days with a mirthless smile parting his lips...]

Eh? What's all this then?

lurching
lurching
problem

battling alcohol
battling alcohol
battling with a drink

I felt for him
to beat the bottle
to beat the bottle
I felt for him

matters were drifting
they will not stand
lurching
lurching
I felt for him
matters were drifting
I felt for him

front bench team
has signed a letter
lurching
lurching
lurching
lurching
to beat the bottle

matters were drifting
they will not stand
lurching
lurching
lurching
lurching
to beat the bottle

Prime major stroke
Prime major stroke
check for further

bleeding
bleeding
bleeding
bleeding

aides not capable
aides 77-year coma
Deputy aides
special aides
check for further

bleeding
bleeding
bleeding
bleeding

check for further
The BBC's Jeremy Bowen
bleeding
The BBC's Jeremy Bowen
bleeding

Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish

fish to recover
escape the predators' jaws
smothered
smothered

Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish

eating all the parrotfishes
fish to recover
balance
balance

Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish
Parrotfish

seaweed on the reef
withstand the impact
bleaching
bleaching

Mumby
Mumby
Mumby
Mumby
Mumby
Mumby
Mumby
Mumby

The East is Red and Frozen Money Blues
by Ichiro's Flatting Noses Five

North Korean funds were frozen
North Korean funds were frozen
a row over money
frozen
frozen
frozen

a row over money
frozen
stalled the deal
stalled the deal
stalled the deal
stalled the deal

reporters in Mongolia
reporters in Mongolia

a row over money
frozen
getting it to the bank
frozen
getting it to the bank
getting it to the bank
frozen
getting it to the bank

a row over money
frozen
transferred to Russia
frozen
transferred to Russia
frozen
frozen
frozen
frozen
frozen

talks to shut down
talks to shut down
a row over money
frozen
frozen
frozen
in Mongolia
frozen

Merkel urges EU treaty compromise by TV Guided Missile

urged
urged
urged
urged
urged
urged
urged
urged
urged
urged
urged
urged
urged
urged
urged
EU treaty compromise

Sandwiches 'rival crisps on salt' - Boris Johnson, Boris Johnson's Mum and a guy that Boris Johnson has just met

Pre-packed
Pre-packed
Pre-packed
Pre-packed

All Day Breakfast
worst offenders
All Day Breakfast
worst offenders

Pre-packed
Pre-packed
Pre-packed
Breakfast

Asda's Extra
Tesco's Finest
Asda's Extra
Tesco's 3.54g of salt

Tesco's salt
Tesco's cash
Tesco's salt
Tesco's cash
Tesco's pre-packed
Tesco's Breakfast

Terminal Grandpa - Everyone who likes facebook is a cunt and that includes me

70-year-old grandad
skates around Ormskirk
70-year-old grandad
skates around Ormskirk

Jeff Dornan,
Jeff Dornan,
Jeff Dornan,
Jeff Dornan,

puts on his in-line skates
too many old people
puts on his in-line skates
too many old people

Jeff Dornan
from Ormskirk
Jeff Dornan
from Ormskirk

Facebook
Facebook
significant collision
Facebook
Facebook
significant collision

morelike

Grampa puts Ormskirk on the map
puts Ormskirk on the map
Grampa puts Ormskirk on the map
Ormskirk is now famous