Drunk and Pissed At Women

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I gots a girl that sweats a dirty fucking line cook at the resturaunt that i bartend at. give me good songs to curse away the anger to. Currently rocking PiL's "Memories."

― Brock K. (Brock K.), Sunday, 12 January 2003 07:46 (twenty-three years ago)

There is a track by Abba called "I gots a girl that sweats a dirty fucking line cook at the resturaunt that i bartend at". It's pretty piss poor (horn sections etc) but should do the job nicely.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 12 January 2003 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

There's also the infamous Beach Boys track "I'm a dirty fucking line cook sweating a girl at the restaurant I work at, and that bartender Brock, can do fuck all about it the fool, infact i'm off to fuck her good right now the dirty slut"

The lyrics consist only of "sex noises" and manic laughing (all in close harmony)

So all in all probably worth avoiding.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Sunday, 12 January 2003 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Then theres MC Pasta Shellz excellent "Dirty fucking line cook".

"Dirty line fukka / motherfukkin cooka / Why I orta . . . / Sorry . . . . / To angry to speak . . . . . / Spitting blood here! . . . "

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 12 January 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

"I gots a girl that sweats a dirty fucking line cook at the resturaunt that i bartend at"
It's been years since I have been honored to hear lyrics of that caliber. The last time I heard anything that even came close to it was at the grand opening of 'Woonsock's Kitchen Helpers and Orgasm Aids LLC'.
"Stubby" Burke was fooling around with an electric sausage maker display, wondering if it was a kitchen appliance or an orgasm aid and before anyone could stop him...Horrible, it was, just horrible.
If Stubby wasn't mouthing those very words at the time of the "incident", it was something very similar.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 13 January 2003 00:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe that the first draft of Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant" had the words "Alice sweats a dirty fucking line cook...." in it.
This, and other similarly raunchy lines were subsequently edited out by the producers of the film version. Spineless bastards!

― Pete Andrews, Monday, 13 January 2003 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)

. . . and that bastard Mr. Whippy haired George Lucas edited the great bit out of Empire Strikes Back - "Luke, I am your father . . . and whats more I'm a dirty fucking line cook".

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

"Luke, you don't know the power of the dimly illuminated side"

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 04:35 (twenty-three years ago)

/*******

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 10:34 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

On reflection I think that this was one of the most ill thought out questions to AAD, everyone knows that a vat of malmsey, in conjunction with really detailed listening to Schuberts Trout Quintet is the only way to curse away the anger when your girl sweats a dirty a fucking line cook.

Alas poor Brock, I hope it all worked out.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 1 July 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

And these days I am a dirty fucking line cook. I wonder if it was me she was sweating, anticipatorily?

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 08:42 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know. Have you recently found yourself in a pan with some butter ?

― Copy (2) {AWOL} v ECC 28/05/06 (Lynskey), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

Not to be pedantic, but isn't "drunk and pissed" redundant and repetitive?

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Superfluous

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

Thorough

And yes. Repeatedly.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

Matt, are you finding yourself more with garlic or shallots?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

Sometimes both, when I'm feeling "continental".

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

Your not feeling continental in public, are you? Or do you mean 'incontinental'?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/walkenpage/chriscon22.jpg

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 27 January 2007 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

chriscon22.jpg

A picture is truly worth 358 octets.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

So, 716 quartets, right?

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

I believe they are referred to as nibbles.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

How many calories?

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

...as expressed in BTUs?

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

no, as expressed as a Japanese hardcore lyric

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

seven months pass...

I've often wondered how you sweat someone

― Heave Ho, Monday, 3 September 2007 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

Is it related to sweating a cheese? Someone should fetch the cheesemeister for this.

― Aimless, Monday, 3 September 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

You'll never know.

― Jarlrmai, Monday, 3 September 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

What is this stuff on my nose and where did it come from?

― Aimless, Monday, 3 September 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

I'd ask the dirty fucking line cook over there, if I were you. He might behind those photos of M. White, also.

― Matt, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 08:57 (eighteen years ago)

Line cook? Where? Do you mean that man wearing the blood-and-grime-smeared apron and brandishing a cleaver? Or the foppish guy next to him in the rhinestone glasses and Edwardian togs?

― Aimless, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

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