Promise of A Prize, Don't Give Me No Lies

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So do you think you will ever, ever hit the submit button on the new Ask A Drunk and see the "somebody else has posted while you were typing" error novel exclusive to our hosts here a Wh3rd-a-board Mansion?

I am willing to wager practically everything I've ever owned or seen on the fact that it will never, ever happen.

Proof of this unlikely occurance best expressed by screenshot.

Counter-stakes must be expressed first in order to enter our quiz of chance. No jokers, no cheapskates. I want to see peoples livelihoods at stake here. Real drama. Real Tennis.

And no posting another message at the same time under a different login. People who try to do this will be caught in the dead of night, unaware of the huge undulating mouth full of axeblades that staggers towards them, and sawswallowed until dead by the aforemention biotorture device of hellish terror.

No purchase neccesary.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 4 November 2002 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

You were pissed when you wrote that werent you..hmmm..

-- Robin (robin@r...), November 4th, 2002.

You were pissed when you wrote that werent you..hmmm..

Now ive confused myself, easily done considering the circumstances.

― Robin (RJM), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)

What cirumstances?

― Robin (RJM), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Exactly!

― Robin (RJM), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 13:26 (twenty-three years ago)

What has happened to you in the 2 days since I last saw you dear?
You appear to have lost the plot, and possibly the title too.

― Celeste (Celeste), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 14:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Mackenzie due to his extended break, has dropped the script well and truly.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)

I wager everything I have and everything my immediate offspring will ever possess (I should think that will amount to about 11,540% of my own chattels) that it will happen ... unless it hasn't been coded in by the people in charge. In which case, all bets off, rien ne va plus.

I say it because it can't be long before this site gets linked to by the Ormskirk Tourist Office ... and when it does, hey, watch those American tourists pour in...

BTW, can somebody prod Rex please?

― Pooster (pooster), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 02:03 (twenty-three years ago)

For heaven's sake! Don't prod Rex, whatever inducements you are offered to the contrary.

I have it on good authority that the man has only just completed his bid to enter the Guineas Book of World Record, by consuming in excess of five dozen guinea fowl (gutted, all feet and feathers removed, not to be less than 100 grams each, grease included) at one sitting. Prodding such a man at such a time could only result in potential gastric explosiveness at either end.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Last time I bought a guinea fowl, it cost £1 1s 3d.
That's inflation for you.

― Pete Andrews, Wednesday, 13 November 2002 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I couldn't be bothered taking a screenshot and ftping it just so I could link to it, but this ought to prove my bone fides...
Who gets the prize, me or Zen Clown, or do both of us get a prize? Huh? Huh? Huh?

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― Pooster (pooster), Sunday, 17 November 2002 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Perhaps a bottle of Knockando would be in order. (You buy and I'll speak a toast. Several, indeed.)

For our next impossible feat, who volunteers to enter a turnstile simultaneously with Matt, becoming inextricably stuck until the both of you waste into mere shadows of skeltons? I suppose Matt will have to be disqualified from participating in both capacities. Photographic evidence or credible witnesses required.

Prize to be named later. Suggestions?

― Aimless, Sunday, 17 November 2002 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)

here's mine with a screen shot.. do I still get a prize too?... no cheating was involved just my pure drunken fluuke iness. Does Lynskey count as a valid witness of this event?
http://www.daymaker.freeserve.co.uk/images/ask-a-drunk.gif
(hope this link works... blokey says it will)

― Celeste (Celeste), Monday, 18 November 2002 01:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Never posted html before on this forum, so I don't know if this works or not. But if it does, you'll see that we're too numerous by half now...

http://www.stackpool.com/aadsql.gif

― pooster, Thursday, 21 November 2002 00:09 (twenty-three years ago)

When did we both get caught in a turnstile, Cel?

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 25 November 2002 01:54 (twenty-three years ago)

You ask me a question about something that happened a full week ago and you expect me to remember? I can't even remember when I last saw you.

― Celeste (Celeste), Monday, 25 November 2002 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Who are you?

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 28 November 2002 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

What with all the sleep deprevation which is being currently inflicted on me because of Andy "Fucking" Gilchrist, I'm not sure myself who I am. Anyone got any clout with the fire brigade, I need to get some order back into my sleep patterns.

― Celeste (Celeste), Thursday, 28 November 2002 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, Celeste, I take it you're a Sun journalist then?

― Pooster (pooster), Friday, 29 November 2002 00:40 (twenty-three years ago)

She's a care worker. Just part of the few billion pounds of public money the knock on effect of this strike is causing. But why talk about that when we can talk about ANDY FUCKING GILCHRIST?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 29 November 2002 00:50 (twenty-three years ago)

You're pronouncing it wrong: it's Andy Fucking GilCHRIST!

― Pooster (pooster), Saturday, 30 November 2002 01:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I know an illiberal watch commander, and I have it on good authority that they hate him more than they hate Blair, for what it's worth. I say illiberal, because you can't place him politically. He needs his own platform. And a bullhorn. But he seems to make sense, when I meet him in the St George's Vaults.

― Pooster (pooster), Saturday, 30 November 2002 01:17 (twenty-three years ago)

so like, the firemen's strike leads to an increase in burned people, duh...uh...?

― JSENLIB, Saturday, 30 November 2002 20:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Like the not-so-late, but still quite great Peter Gabriel said: I know a fireman who looks after the fiiiiiiiiiiiiiire

― Pooster (pooster), Sunday, 1 December 2002 00:22 (twenty-three years ago)

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