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Oh Robin what have you done?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 15:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Has he been a silly boy again?

― Celeste (Celeste), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

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― C J (C J), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

And Wol is a bigheaded know-it-all.

As for that donkey Eor, he should be shot and turned into a logic gate!

― Pete Andrews, Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Robin has lost this year. There is no coming back from that.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 16 January 2003 15:53 (twenty-three years ago)

2003 - 1 Robin - 0

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 16 January 2003 16:19 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

2005 1 - 0 Robin

It's all gone tits up.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

The undead are undone.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

It's best he make a clean breast of things, if he wishes to be restored to the bosom of his family.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 10 November 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Tits? Breast? Bosom?
Is there a message here, or is this cigar merely a cigar?

Matthew? Come into my parlour and have a seat on the couch.

Now, Matthew, tell me about this fixation you seem to have with the female frontal thoractic area.

CJ? Please put your blouse back on, we don't need visual aids!

Now Matt, just close your eyes and tell me what you are thinking about...Yes...Yes...Uh huh...Do you ALWAYS get aroused in the produce department at the supermarket?

Yes...well...your symptoms quite obviously indicate that you are suffering from what the islanders call "lackanookie".

Here. Call this number and my well-endowed associate will spend an evening with you, for a price, and the next day you will be fine.

― Zen Clown, Thursday, 10 November 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Trust me Mary, the mammary puns have an overarching purpose beyond further fevering your already clammy brow.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

What udder nonsense.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, Matt. That was an x post.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

S'okay. My overarching purposes shall remain opaque. I move in mysterious ways, and not just when "dancing".

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 11 November 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

This compulsion to overarch, like Zen's propensity to drop his trousers, leaves me perplexed and bewildered.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

*smiles mysteriously*

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Over-arching is the point at which dual orgasms are reached, from the missionary position.

― MSW (MSW), Friday, 11 November 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

I think I prefer the way Matt put it.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 11 November 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Prude.

― MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Not so. No one could be less prudent than our M. White. He's more of an aesthete. An elitist aesthete with frosted snobbish highlights.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

Frosted!! Highlights!!

God forfend, my dear Comte de Sans But. 'Tis not the done thing, you know. Btw, should you ever see me in the company of my beloved dive bar brethren, you might see fit to recant your accusation of snobbery. I merely thought that Matt's response contained more charm and mystery than MSW's.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

Dear me! I had forgotten that in California "snob" is considered a fighting word - and considering the Old Mexican influences at work, a challenge to a duel would seem to be in the offing before I can blink twice. I suppose this means I shall have to take the coward's way out again.

Botheration. It is so cramped in that spider-hole and the last time I holed up in there I had to go days without a well-poured Guiness. Nothing but the bottled stuff and the wrong temperature, too.

I don't suppose a cringing apology would suffice? How about a threadbare excuse? A lamentably lame self-justification? What about an outright lie? I'm not so good at those, but I'll give it a try if you want:

-ahem- I mistook you for Nigel White.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

Oooh, good save.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 08:45 (twenty years ago)

Nigel White, secretary of the British Cheese Board?

We're going to have to figure out how to rig your spider-hole with a keg of Guinness. I will not tolerate the idea of a man of your stature suffering the ignominy of being reduced to bottled stout! The mere thought has brought tears to my eyes and a Gibson to my lips.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

There you have it! Proof!! A true snob (Californian or otherise) would raise nothing less than Hendricks or Tanqueray to his lips.

― MSW (MSW), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Gibson

Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Gin
3/4 oz Vermouth
2 Cocktail onion
Mixing instructions:
Stir gin and vermouth over ice cubes in a mixing glass. Strain into a cocktail glass. Add the cocktail onions and serve.

Purportedly named after the Gibson girl.

Mine are made with Bombay.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

My gin is vodka drunk through a juniper berry I hold clenched between my teeth.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Yeah. I'm lazy that way.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Is a lazy snob and slob?

Why would a Gibson Martini be made with anything but Gibson's Dry Gin?

― MSW (MSW), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

Because I don't like Gibson's as much as Bombay. Also, as I mentioned above, there is a tale about (perhaps apocryphal) that the Gibson is named after this fictional specimen of female pulchritude,

http://users3.ev1.net/~clede/astamarina/pics/gibson.jpg

the pearl onions representing her lovely, round breasts.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 17 November 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

I wonder what they felt like?

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 18 November 2005 09:55 (twenty years ago)

Pearl onions?

― Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Fictional, I should imagine.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 November 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

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