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I hereby petition for the expulsion of the asshole imposing his asinine self-indulgence upon this list.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 19 January 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Sign below....

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 19 January 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Seconded, signed or whatever it takes

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Sunday, 19 January 2003 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I abstain until he oversteps the line. And please lets not turn the board into a discussion about the guy.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 19 January 2003 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Mind you I'm not going to stand in the way of democracy. If Jarl, Matt, Pooster, Bollard, Robin, Rex and Hurley all vote "Yay" to the motion then . . . . .

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 19 January 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

So I don't get a say? Humph... my opinion doesn't count obviously.. I'm only "the girlfriend".

― Celeste (Celeste), Sunday, 19 January 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry *hugs*

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 19 January 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

grrr

― Celeste (Celeste), Sunday, 19 January 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

*meow*

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 20 January 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Personally I say let The Boy Sean stay until he actually does something annoying. Like tries doing HTML, or starting 20 million threads a day, or tries convincing us Elton John is cool... he's not Okay.. really really not. Sean if you really are 13 then you should be listening to things like The Smiths, Teenage Fanclub, and Chili Peppers. You never know, so long as he stays in line he might learn something, although I'd prefer he educated himself by lurking here rather than posting.
However please can we get rid of the other idiot who's been terroising us? Please, please, please.

― Celeste (Celeste), Monday, 20 January 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Meh, he'll get bored sooner or later and lets not forget what a great game "fun with morons" is. If he's too out of line then deletions and bans and things maybe. But he did fill the criteria of this forum - he did "Ask a Drunk". It depresses me how little outsiders come here for answers to any one of the myriad of problems we can cheerfully answer. Ok, Ok, we'll answer it with faux hostility and swearing a lot of the time, but hey, we're pissed.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 20 January 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Reverting briefly to S*** M H***, I think Lynskey's attitude is right.

― Rex (Rex), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you refering to the vertical or the horizontal?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 20 January 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, it’s a little difficult to describe:

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20020404/wld4.jpg

― Rex (Rex), Monday, 20 January 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah. Yes. Oblique.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Just like "Russians" by Sting

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The pinnacle of gabba?

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

No that was gabba gabba hey, featuring of course the Ramones

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Being extremely busy at work at the moment I am regrettably have little time to post as much as I ought, and would like to, but I feel strongly about free speech and so have ‘fucked-off’ the proposed lesson on “How to draw another fucking house in MS paint” in order to create a few seconds of time to express my opinion.

I agree that Sean should be allowed to stay until his contributions impair the enjoyment of the majority. Not that the majority is always right and should be cared and nurtured for, but because this is a place of free speech, and personally, I would like it to remain that way. Expelling, barring and banishing people from the forum for the opinions they express I am not in favor of, let them post there derogatory remarks, there racist propaganda, let them declare themselves philistines in single a keystroke because I think we are all of strong enough character to decide what we will and will not take into consideration.

By posting here I think you have to except that you are in an area of free speech. But free speech does not mean that anything goes. For example, and I hate to allegorize as to do so is to drink the infected seamen of the devil himself, but I wouldn’t walk into a classroom and proceed to parade about waving my cock in the face of innocence purely to reinforce my point, that is not free speech, it is obscenity.
Free speech is the ability for your opinion or idea to be available should someone WANT to look at it, meaning that no concept or idea is out of reach from the masses.

And by participating in this forum of free speech we must therefore accept the fact that these types of opinions are going to be available. Be offended, be disgusted, be amused, draw what you want and what you want only from this forum.

As for Sean, well, when his interests stray outside of his interest in this forum, then I agree he should be banned and condemned to a punishment worse than Christ. Cos lets face it, Christ got it a bit easy didn’t he?

― Robin (RJM), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

So.. Infected Seamen, are they a hazard to shipping?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologize for that error but unlike your self I don’t have the ability to go back and correct my mistakes after I have posted in a vein attempt to make myself look like a god :-)

― Robin (RJM), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Vein Attempt, so you're a heroin addict now?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean :-(

― Robin (RJM), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, as a matter of fact I’m shooting up now as 23 young girls cheer me on.

― Robin (RJM), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Well that would be my emoticon of choice for smack addiction as well.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

You could get them to draw needles and syringes in Ms Paint

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Emotican, is that the Christian capital of emotion?

― Robin (RJM), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

emoticon

e·mo·ti·con ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-mt-kn)
n.

A series of keyed characters used especially in e-mail to indicate an emotion, such as pleasure [:-)] or sadness [:-(].

win·ner ( P ) Pronunciation Key (wnr)
n.
One that wins, especially a victor in sports or a notably successful person.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I apologize as I misunderstood what you had put, clearly a sign that I am an idiot and you are king of the world. Or maybe an insight into a world of lexicons so dark that quite frankly you must have tattooed on your cock. Thereby when you know your about to use one its right in front of your face in hard, hard English.

― Robin (RJM), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you for informing me of the existence of the dictioeery.com, a place I would visit all to often should I ever become literate enough to get there in the first place!

― Robin (RJM), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

That's okay you goat fucking reich-swinger.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

So do people at work know you just take days off when you feel like it? Last week for instance when you were medically diagnosed with FUCK ALL!

― Robin (RJM), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, when we're not sleeping under our desks, claiming that the "networks down".

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Jamiroqui, what will you do if you get a job where people actually notice if you're there or not?

― Celeste (Celeste), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Why would you want to do that when you could be downloading gigabytes of illegal software and hosting game servers on the universities bandwidth ?

― Robin (RJM), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Good point.. I'll shut up again.

― Celeste (Celeste), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

It was a statement about the gross company misconduct involved, not an attempt to merely remind us about the contents of our PC’s.

― Robin (RJM), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a petition with an exceedingly wide remit.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Sean posted a new thread called "Ladies and Gentledrunks meet Dante again" this evening. It was a basic rehash of the rubbish he was spouting on the old AAD. I was in a very bad mood so I deleted it and sent him an angry email. I'm probably not in my rights to do that but fuck it he's pissing me off.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

That'll be 3 Hail Marys and 2 Our Fathers.

Sean will get his reward in the end and for a jackass like him it will probably be a bale of hay.

He's all over the old AAD and other boards.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 23 January 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

He's been sending me endless moaning emails about the way he's been treated. I've had enough of this now (I've sent him a few fairly long emails back and actually spoken to the idiot on messenger which is far too much time to be spending on him), so I've blocked his email address and told him anything he posts on here from now on will be instantly deleted.

I should've done this a while ago, but hey I tried giving him a second chance what with me being a Libra. I apologise to the angry mob for not caving into your demands sooner. Now lets go burn down the observatory so this never happens again.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 24 January 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Pitchforks for all

Flaming torches extra.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 24 January 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I love the smell of "instant deletion" in the morning!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 24 January 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I am reminded of a line from "Fear and Loathing"

"I felt like a Nazi, but it had to be done"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

As your attorney, I advise you to drink heavily.

― No One (SiggyBaby), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"No personal consideration should stand in the way of performing a public duty"
Ulysses S. Grant, famous American drunk.

You done the right thing, laddie.
(The goose-stepping was a nice touch.)

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

works for me

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Friday, 24 January 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know if anyones seen the massive jpeg of Satan, but would a Photoshop contest be ba form?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 25 January 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw, shucks, BAD form. Not a form relating to one of the seven souls postulated by the Egyptians.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 25 January 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Either's applicable.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 26 January 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

There were only six souls. One was a cross-dresser.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 26 January 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

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