anagrammaticaly correct?

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I thought I'd share this wonderfull little time-waster with those who haven't come across it yet. It dispenses some real pearls, and some zircons as well:

sean m hall =
a shell man
a small hen
allahs men
nasal helm

sue denim =
snide emu
semi-nude
I need sum!


Drunk and lamenting Sue's demise =
Aimless, naked, mused nerd tuning
Aimless, running naked, dusted me


and one of my favorites:
George Herbert Walker Bush =
Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog

scottai (scottai), Thursday, 23 January 2003 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Im sick of anagrams = Im a king of sarcasm.........next

Robin (RJM), Thursday, 23 January 2003 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Now now Robin, why so belligerent. Why it's not so long since...no, can't be arsed.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 23 January 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

That seems to be your answer to everything these days.

Robin (RJM), Thursday, 23 January 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

*Shrugs*

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 23 January 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

*looks scared and swings from lamp shade*

Robin (RJM), Thursday, 23 January 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

That's your answer to everything.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 23 January 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Thy tory southwesterner vagina!

Robin (RJM), Thursday, 23 January 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a king of sarcasm.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 23 January 2003 12:00 (twenty-two years ago)

don't even joke about the tory southwesterner vagina -- they'll put it on the menu!! if you must, drench it in green salsa.

hurley (hurley), Thursday, 23 January 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

green salsa? or ass general?

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 24 January 2003 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

You get both on the A la Carte at Le Frog.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 24 January 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Also new to the A la Carte at Le Frog is the recently added “Chicken Fallize”, the recipe of which is a closely guarded secret, I have been fortunate enough to gain access to that recipe and it reads as follows:


INGREDIENTS:

2 slightly anemic left handed chicken wings

1 stock cube

440 oversized cloves of garlic (only the stuff tied together in nets will do)

2 stock cubes

Olive oil on draught.

1 stock cube

‘Aldi Prawns’ that you must continuously tell your vegetarian flat mate are ace, well your living in a dream world, a DREAM WORLD, just because one may not eat prawns doesn’t mean that one doesn’t recognize shit when they see it, smell it and find it between cushions embossed with the logos of nazi-funded German car manufactures.

McDonalds for the girlfriend.

Gas, I cannot express the importance of this enough, you WILL need Gas


METHOD:

Put it all in a big hot pan.

Sit down for an hour or two and get quite, but not overly pissed.

Return to the meal and season with fish and cheese to taste.

Robin (RJM), Friday, 24 January 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, cooking advice from "Noodles" MacKenzie. Excellent. I would write down the extensive recipe for his famous "cous-cous in piss" bt I'm sure you can guess.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 24 January 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Although why you would ask for suggestions from a national telecommunications company is quite beyond me.

Robin (RJM), Friday, 24 January 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

The Mackenzie special

1. Cook a meal.
2. Add too much tobasco.
3. Eat half.
4. Throw rest away.
5. Do it again tommorow.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 24 January 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Robin has made me about three meals. Two of them were far superior to anything Matt or J'Marley have ever made me. The third one I helped with, and though it's tasted lovely, it did look shit.

Celeste (Celeste), Friday, 24 January 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm staying out of the whole thing. Communal sausage.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 25 January 2003 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...
Though, on reflection "Huge berserk rebel warthog" is kinda funny.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 17 February 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)


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