The lamest excuse in the history of crime

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The millionaire was arrested in 2000 after a student from nearby Santa Barbara told police that he had raped her. When they searched Luster's home they found a hidden video camera and a series of videos of him having sex with unconscious women. Luster claimed that the women had consented to sex and were only pretending to be asleep.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean, really. That beats "I was researching a book" hands down.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, but did the camera make them look fifteen pounds heavier?? that's the real point here isn't it??

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

If made up properly and sympathetically lit they wouldn't have accused him of rape? That's a legal battle I want to see.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't jump to any conclusions here. I'll need to see those tapes...at least twice.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 23 January 2003 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

pillow hair. did i mention the pillow hair?? either that or the extra 15 -- one or the other. absolutely has to be.

― hurley (hurley), Thursday, 23 January 2003 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm pretending to be awake.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 23 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Speaking of atrocious liars.... a lecturer at my old university was busted a few years back for having sex with one of his studnts. She was pregnant and claimed he was the father. The lecturer denied his paternity until dna tests proved he was the father, whereupon he claimed HE had been raped by the student. He claimed she had drugged him, masturbated him, and then used his sperm to impregnate himself. Well I guess that was the only logical explanation!

― Anna., Thursday, 23 January 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

obviously not familiar with occam's razor this bloke

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 24 January 2003 03:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Or Bobbit's Infectious Electrical Mk. 5

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 24 January 2003 04:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Or Occam's Ladyshave.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 24 January 2003 11:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Occams Mach 3, 3 times as simpler, brings you closer to the truth.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 24 January 2003 12:21 (twenty-three years ago)

occam's salve is unsurpassed in the field of facial embrocation

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 24 January 2003 13:07 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

Afterwards one can wipe ones face with Occam's flannel

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 17 February 2003 03:35 (twenty-three years ago)

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