on gaining the moral high ground....

You have no vertigo whatsoever.

I think i might jump!

Jump

I get up, and nothing gets me down
You got it tough/I've seen the toughest around
And I know, baby, just how you feel
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real

Oh can't you see me standing here
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Oh can't you see what I mean?

Might as well jump/Jump
Might as well jump
Go ahead, and jump/Jump
Go ahead, and jump

Ah-oh/Hey you/Who said that?/Baby how you been?
You say you don't know, you won't know/Until you begin

Well can't you see me standing here
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Oh can't you see what I mean

Might as well jump/Jump
Go ahead, and jump
Might as well jump/Jump
Go ahead, and jump/JUMP

(guitar solo)

(keyboard solo)

Might as well jump/Jump
Go ahead, and jump
Get it and jump/Jump
Go ahead, and jump
JUMP/JUMP/JUMP/JUMP (fade out)

Rows of houses all bearing down on me
I can feel their blue hands touching me
All these things into position
All these things we'll one day swallow whole
And fade out again and fade out

This machine will not communicate
These thoughts and the strain I am under
Be a world child, form a circle
Before we all go under
And fade out again and fade out again

Cracked eggs, dead birds
Scream as they fight for life
I can feel death, can see it's beady eyes
All these things into position
All these things we'll one day swallow whole
And fade out again and fade out again

Immerse your soul in love
Immerse your soul in love.

Ever since I met U baby, I've been wantin' 2 lay U down
But it's so hard 2 get U baby when U never come around
Every day that U keep it away, it only makes me want it more
Ooh baby, just say the word and I'll be at your door
What more do I have 2 say?
I really wanna play in your river

CHORUS:
Falling, falling, falling in love
I'm falling baby, deeper every day
In love - ooh baby now U're taking me away
In love - I'm falling baby, girl what can I do?
I just can't be without U

Ever since I met U baby, there's been something inside of me
That keeps me wanting U, baby won't U set me free?
Take off these chains girl and I'll take off yours
There's no one in the world baby that I wanna love more
What else do I have 2 say?
I really wanna play in your river

Oi! Will you bleedin' kids turn that fuckin' music down?

I can't hear myself think down here, what with all that sodding racket coming through the walls of the Saga FM thread.

The plaster on the ceiling of 'Ask Dr Freud' is starting to crack too. Who's gonna pay for that eh? Eh?
Don't make me call environmental services again!

Sorry Mr.Andrews..... my mum told me to come round here and see you with these home made biscuits, enjoy!

.....time passes....

SO FUCKING WHAT!

WELL I'VE BEEN TO HASTINGS
AND I'VE BEEN TO BRIGHTON
I'VE BEEN TO EASTBOURNE TOO

SO WHAT, SO WHAT
AND I'VE BEEN HERE
AND I'VE BEEN THERE
AND I'VE BEEN EVERY FUCKING WHERE

CHORUS:
SO WHAT, SO WHAT
SO WHAT, YOU BORING LITTLE CUNT
WHO CARES, WHO CARES WHAT YOU DO
AND WHO CARES, WHO CARES ABOUT YOU… YOU… YOU...

I SUCKED A SWEET AN' I'VE SUCKED A ROCK
AND I EVEN SUCKED AN OLD MANS COCK
SO WHAT, SO WHAT
AND I'VE FUCKED A SHEEP, I FUCKED A GOAT
I RAMMED MY COCK RIGHT DOWN IT'S THROAT

CHORUS

AND I'VE DRUNK THAT
AND I'VE DRUNK THIS
I'VE SPEWED UP ON A PINT OF PISS
SO WHAT, SO WHAT
AND I'VE HAD SCABS
I'VE HAD SPEED
I'VE JACKED UP UNTIL I BLEED

CHORUS

WELL I'VE HAD CRABS
AND I'VE HAD LICE
I HAD THE POX AND THAT AND NICE
SO WHAT, SO WHAT
AND I FUCKED THIS
AND I FUCKED THAT
AND I EVEN FUCKED A SCHOOLGIRLS TWAT

CHORUS

So when considering locks is it best to go for a Yale or dead bolt?

Pity I have for the boy who missed out on the deafening sounds of his fathers Ralph McTell albums, they were an utter pleasure.