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let me ask u my sad foolish friend..... why am i taking the time to ask u a question? what am i going to benifit from writing this? hmmm ok fare well.....

― natalie, Thursday, 30 January 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

it was good for me...
before you go...would you like a banana?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahh, the new currency of the black market!

― Robin (RJM), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn right, with the extinction of the banana just around the corner, now's the time to invest in these little yellow pots of gold.

I have 50,000 of 'em cryogenically suspended in warehouse.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

A long fast, of bananas, like Ramadan, a Banana Ramadan.

― Robin (RJM), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

im gonna squash ur bananas!

― tigerlex, Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Cool, can I just dance about and mime keyboards!

― Robin (RJM), Thursday, 30 January 2003 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

That's your answer to everything.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 30 January 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Bring on the extinction of bananas. The sooner the better.
Nasty evil smelly things.

― Celeste (Celeste), Friday, 31 January 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

You're wrong bananananananananannananaananas as I call them, are clearly ace as is rice.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 31 January 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Natalie? This is EXACTLY what to expect.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

what am i going to benifit from writing this?

Absolutely bugger all, except for a load of people taking the piss out of each other, without commenting on your question in the slightest.
Be glad they haven't takent he piss out of your spelling yet.

― Celeste (Celeste), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I was getting to that.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Be glad they haven't takent he piss out of your spelling yet

I object! Natalie is female, how can we take he-piss out of her spelling?

― JS, Saturday, 1 February 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

takent he piss

I was spelling "taken the piss" incorrectly on purpose.

It's called irony... you might not understand that concept.

― Celeste (Celeste), Saturday, 1 February 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Noncomprehension is his forte.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 2 February 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Indescribability is his fifte

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 2 February 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I was fifte once.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 2 February 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"Irony"; noun; A specialized division of a Chinese laundry, followed by foldery, wrapery and delivery.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Sunday, 2 February 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I had thought up something silly to say here involving he-piss etc. but it was a bit dirty so being a religious nutter and all, i'm not gonna say it.

― JS, Sunday, 2 February 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Hallelujah.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 2 February 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hallelujah"

Now I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew her
She tied you
To a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

You say I took the name in vain
I don't even know the name
But if I did, well really, what's it to you?
There's a blaze of light
In every word
It doesn't matter which you heard
The holy or the broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

I did my best, it wasn't much
I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you
And even though
It all went wrong
I'll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 3 February 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Could someone, in the neighborhood, check on him?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 3 February 2003 05:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I've just checked on him, don’t want to alarm anybody, but when I got the courage up to gaze through the window, he was dressed in a full suit and dancing round a bubbling cauldron. He also appeared to be building some kind of super-computer inside his own skull in an open-head surgery style manner. I don’t believe any of this to be cause for concern.

Back to work all…..!

― Robin (RJM), Monday, 3 February 2003 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Even the firefighters?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes...and Phil Spector

― Robin (RJM), Monday, 3 February 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Wall of Bullets.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"We've been mates all our lives. I know you have to kill me, just...just don't shoot me in the face."
*snif,snif* Mob love is so beautiful.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Prehaps they were playing Russion Ronette.

― Robin (RJM), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

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