Is this a pod forum or a real forum?

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As I understand the process (and believe me, I do not understand the process, making the entire premise of this sentence untenable right from the get -go) pod forums begin as real forums, but are transformed into pods by some sort of alien beings -- I think I was spending a penny in the loo just as this was being explicated, but this explanantion seems to fit somehat better the other three explanantions I advanced and then discarded during the entre act.

However it may be that pod forums are spawned, once they are spawned, pod forums are virtually indistinguishable from real forums. Unless this feat was explained while I was in the loo.

Anyway, I am beginning to suspect this forum of podlike tendencies. It hasn't crashed, yet.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 5 November 2002 00:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Did you wipe your feet? Did you bring any liquor? Were you followed? Have you seen Sue? Do I smell boat on your breath? Did you bring any liquor?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 06:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Aimless, Nameless and Blameless as ever. So by your logic the race against Marn Urology was Pod Racing.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 13:14 (twenty-three years ago)

at Santa Pod, presumably?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Bad joking aside, I confess that I thought, in the nicest possible way, that this forum was populated by aliens anyway. I'm pretty sure that Ormskirk is some sort of code for the mother ship...

I may have indigestion, but if not, what's that pain in my stomach?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Tuesday, 5 November 2002 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

That'll be the searing heat of a thousand clockwork lizards that have hatched in your chest and are climbing up your throat to breathe, and therefore not die.

Survival of the Fittest is a blatant fraud of a statement. People who back Mr. Darwin and his army of sacreligious scientitians, I will say one thing :- Charles Darwin lived in a cupboard. He never saw his own kitchen, never mind any of the "real world".

I'd recommend going to Lourdes or some other pathetic and desperate religious gesture, either way your gonna burn for a long, long time being so inhuman as to fill your chest with reptile eggs.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 7 November 2002 16:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Pod Question:

Are a dog's bollocks really the "dog's bollocks"?

― Pete Andrews, Monday, 11 November 2002 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Of COURSE they are. As the old saying goes, around Ormskirk anyway,
"If you lick'em, they're yours."

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 11 November 2002 23:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Nowt more to be sed in this forum then! Y've captcherd all't'Ormskirk spirit completeleh! Though it 'as to be sed that once the dog's gorrnads uv bin left intkidnehdish int veterinarian's surgereh fuh more than farv minits, leeglleh, they're 'is with which ter doo worreveh ee pleases ... narce bottle'r chianti an'all, eh? hsthphsthphsthphsthp!

Aye, I remember food. T'were greart.

― Pooster (pooster), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 02:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Aye, t'were.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 04:52 (twenty-three years ago)

No, t'weren't. The standard accent around here has changed over the last 20 years from a reasonably mild Lancashire to an affected Scouse.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Woh yous sayin' bout us?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

He wasn talkin about youse yer fookin woolly back

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 14 November 2002 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

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