i just sharted

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I hope you're sitting in it until Jan. 6 when you can see what ILTMI has decided you should do.

I X Love (Abbott), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 01:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Spontaneous Combustion -- S/D

hear shart attack (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 06:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

our father who shart in heaven

♖♕♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Did anyone say "Owner of a lonely shart" yet?

Mark G, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link

We wear shart sharts

smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link

don't want no shart shart man

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

uncensored version - don't want no shart dick man

smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

John Lennon - "Sharting Over"

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

and of course, the King himself...
Elvis - "Wooden Shart"

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link

sharty the pimp

A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Shart Dressed Man!

kenan, Thursday, 7 January 2010 05:37 (fourteen years ago) link

it's a shart knock life

Player is killed, but they are resurrected, and the 45 Revolver glow gold (dyao), Thursday, 7 January 2010 05:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Finish what you sharted

The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Thursday, 7 January 2010 06:27 (fourteen years ago) link

omg winner

kenan, Thursday, 7 January 2010 06:33 (fourteen years ago) link

"Shart", The Jam
"Shart Me Up", The Rolling Stones
"Wanna Be Sharting Something", MJ

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link

to live and shart in la

Player is killed, but they are resurrected, and the 45 Revolver glow gold (dyao), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

there's a sharty in my pants and you're invited

Not a reactionary git, just an idiot. (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link

"It's my sharty and I'll cry if I want to (you would cry too if it happened to you)"

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link

ZZ Top - "Sharty on the Patio"

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link

it's time for the shartolator
it's time for the shartolator
it's time for the shartolator
it's time for the shartolator

Player is killed, but they are resurrected, and the 45 Revolver glow gold (dyao), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

"Sharty All The Time", Eddie Murphy
"Sharty Hard", Andrew WK (not a good look with those all white clothes)

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link

shart, shart, shart it on out

smashing aspirant (milo z), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Well...
You make me wanna shart
Look my hands jumpin'
Look my heart's thumpin'
Throw my head back
Come on now.
Don't forget to say you will
Don't forget to shart
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends

shart at #12? ILTMI has that much influence?

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link

right below vajazzling?

harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link

the wonder of the vaginal glitter

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

don't think elvis would have had quite as big a hit if that was the title.

Isambard Kingdom Buñuel (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

OK the word "vajazzling" might bjust be the worst thing ever. Hate you J <3.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, seriously:

After a break-up, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady and it shined (sic) like a disco ball... Women should 'vajazzle' their vajay-jays (vagina)."

Her "precious lady"? gtfo.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link

what i always call it that

harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

wait what

shart

Hotness: On Fire

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harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahaha wtf? sacagawea??

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I just sharted a $1 coin, is this normal

petprojectfoundation.org/success/roberto.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

haaaa

harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link

"Shart Time Lover", Stevie Wonder
"Shart Time Love", Elton John

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 14 January 2010 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://shartlesville.org/

harbl, Saturday, 12 June 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

doomed... to fart

how do i spud webb (am0n), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

We are known for our Pa Dutch cooking where you can eat till you can't move and many restaurants to choose from.

weatheringdaleson, Sunday, 13 June 2010 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

important revive

http://i53.tinypic.com/af9cuh.jpg

hot lava hair (Z S), Sunday, 2 January 2011 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link

i finally did this now what

old man yells at cloud computing (am0n), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

The important thing is not to wipe

those balls look like a butt (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha ZS

ENBB, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

very close call today

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 June 2023 15:10 (one year ago) link

careful out there folks!

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 15 June 2023 15:26 (one year ago) link

as the first space-sharting astronaut said "this is one disgustingly foul misstep by my flatulent guts, but a huge shart for mankind"

calzino, Thursday, 15 June 2023 16:17 (one year ago) link

crap 10
stew 9

johnny crunch, Thursday, 15 June 2023 20:41 (one year ago) link

my favorite song in Chorus Line

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 June 2023 20:49 (one year ago) link


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