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the wonder of the vaginal glitter

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

don't think elvis would have had quite as big a hit if that was the title.

Isambard Kingdom Buñuel (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

OK the word "vajazzling" might bjust be the worst thing ever. Hate you J <3.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, seriously:

After a break-up, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady and it shined (sic) like a disco ball... Women should 'vajazzle' their vajay-jays (vagina)."

Her "precious lady"? gtfo.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link

what i always call it that

harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

wait what

shart

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harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahaha wtf? sacagawea??

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I just sharted a $1 coin, is this normal

petprojectfoundation.org/success/roberto.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago) link

haaaa

harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:16 (fourteen years ago) link

"Shart Time Lover", Stevie Wonder
"Shart Time Love", Elton John

an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Thursday, 14 January 2010 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://shartlesville.org/

harbl, Saturday, 12 June 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

doomed... to fart

how do i spud webb (am0n), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago) link

We are known for our Pa Dutch cooking where you can eat till you can't move and many restaurants to choose from.

weatheringdaleson, Sunday, 13 June 2010 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

important revive

http://i53.tinypic.com/af9cuh.jpg

hot lava hair (Z S), Sunday, 2 January 2011 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link

i finally did this now what

old man yells at cloud computing (am0n), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

The important thing is not to wipe

those balls look like a butt (San Te), Monday, 3 January 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha ZS

ENBB, Monday, 3 January 2011 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

very close call today

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 June 2023 15:10 (one year ago) link

careful out there folks!

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 15 June 2023 15:26 (one year ago) link

as the first space-sharting astronaut said "this is one disgustingly foul misstep by my flatulent guts, but a huge shart for mankind"

calzino, Thursday, 15 June 2023 16:17 (one year ago) link

crap 10
stew 9

johnny crunch, Thursday, 15 June 2023 20:41 (one year ago) link

my favorite song in Chorus Line

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 June 2023 20:49 (one year ago) link


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