wait, the only reason you entered the school was to see if the toilets were smaller?
― Bogart Puff 'n Stuff (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 24 April 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes...I can't think of any other reason to enter an elementary school I didn't attend. The only reason I got off so easy is I didn't touch/steal/fuck up anything.
― kissogram powers (Abbott), Saturday, 24 April 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
hmm. the worst school related thing I did was go into the catwalk and smash things with a 2x4. I had a very angsty senior year. and for my band's only performance ever at a showcase of the bands, we warmed up by destroying folding chairs and other things up there.
― Bogart Puff 'n Stuff (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 24 April 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Johnny Fever I will not judge you harshly.....depending on which Aerosmith album it was.
It was Done With Mirrors. I am not proud.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 24 April 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Geezus that should be 2-5 years minimum
― Bogart Puff 'n Stuff (Cattle Grind), Saturday, 24 April 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
minor dabbling in drug dealing prob
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 24 April 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
nothin wild, shoplifting, w33d, broke into a couple holiday homes 1 summer for "parteez" (smoking loads of hash)
― plax (ico), Saturday, 24 April 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
most illegal thing i've ever done was live with a bf who was growing about 30 pot plants in a 'hidden' room in our apartment - we didn't have a car and one time we were bringing home something like 10 bags of potting mix and the cabdriver was all 'so you live in this apartment building and you have a garden??'.
i pretty much lived in fear of being caught every single day and i don't/didn't even hardly smoke w33d (my drug-taking days were actually already over by the time i met this guy).
― just1n3, Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link
never saw a dime of fucking profit, either, despite all the hours i spent cutting buds off.
― just1n3, Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
that is kindof hilarious
― plax (ico), Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link
electoral fraud - voted twice at last General Election
― sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
For the same guy?
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
no
― sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
one vote was sincere, one was entirely for the lulz, both in different locations
great job
― harbl, Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link
oh and criminal damage but they didn't press charges because my character was vouched for - goddamn do I need to control my temper sometimes
both of the above^^ within about 3 months of each other - 2005 was a fucking illegal year -_-
― sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link
xp it wasn't funny at the time! it was horrendous! ohhhh AND there was the time i was making the bed and found a fucking GUN under the mattress! he claimed it wasn't real and only used it for 'protection' but i picked it up and it felt pretty fuckin real.
so yeah: manufacture and supply of class b (?) drugs; unlicensed possession of a firearm were two charges i managed to avoid.
― just1n3, Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link
It may still have your prints on it!!!!!
― Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link
i beat two people up past the age of 18, when its not considered cute anymore. one case was pretty much self-defence, one wasnt. neither resulted in legal action.
― ☆, Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Drove a car into and wrecked a fence on a mini roundabout, I guess that could be criminal damage. Wasn't even my own car, but I made good the damage on that. Wasn't drunk btw, but it was 1am and my passengers were and I was going far too fast to brake in time, so ploughed through the middle.
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
xp !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― just1n3, Saturday, 24 April 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link
xp to wmc
The NZ police will say, "She's gone to America, so she can be with her first love: guns."
― kissogram powers (Abbott), Saturday, 24 April 2010 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link
ha
― it ain't trickin if yo gotti (The Reverend), Saturday, 24 April 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link
"Between the dates of February 1977 and November 1980, in the counties of West and South Yorkshire, I attacked and killed some 13 women"
― circle git (S-), Sunday, 25 April 2010 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link
i bought heroin off the street. that was dumbstole $500+on the 4th of july stole 21 american flags from peoples' yards and then burned them on an abandoned street
this was all years ago. nothing beyond a bit of w33d @ this pt. cuz i never got caught for any of ^^ i always think that if i do anything, anything, i'll be caught surely because i probably deserve it, to even things out
― rahni, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link
i take the end of that back, i think i blocked out getting arrested for stealing a purse
― rahni, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link
more like con-ni
― velko, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link
i still don't know what "most illegal" means. biggest possible punishment? most morally repugnant?
― harbl, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link
stealing a purse is pretty repugnant, ronnie
tell us what jail was like
― harbl, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:50 (fourteen years ago) link
some crimes are bigger than otherssome crimes are bigger than otherssome crimes are bigger than otherssome crimes are bigger
― dyªº (dyao), Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link
some crimes' mothers are bigger than other crimes' mothers . . .
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link
I farted after 6 pm in a public place on Thursday.
― Bogart Puff 'n Stuff (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 25 April 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
which is apparently illegal in my home state (god, I think they were taking the piss when writing these laws)
― Bogart Puff 'n Stuff (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 25 April 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I am skeptical that is actually a law.
― Walter Melon (Abbott), Sunday, 25 April 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link
i like to fart and i am lawzy
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link
I WAS busted, however, for stealing an Aerosmith tape from Kmart when I was 13.
I was 15, and I was busted stealing a tape of The Smithereens 11 from KMart.
― Jack Human (kenan), Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link
I always loved the police report section of the local paper, esp. because half the crimes listed happened at 2100 E. 17th Street, aka the mall. The best thing was they'd always list what the person stole. "Arrested for shoplifting four 'fashion rings.'" "Arrested for shoplifting a Snoop Doggy Dogg cassette." "Arrested for stealing an Insane Clown Posse CD."
― Walter Melon (Abbott), Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
that's why you gotta steal good stuff.
nobody wants TheSmokingGun to report that you were "Arrested for shoplifting Pat Boone's In a Metal Mood"...
― Bogart Puff 'n Stuff (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/florida
It could well be an urban legend, I like to believe it is true so that I can for once in my life be a badass outlaw.
― Bogart Puff 'n Stuff (Cattle Grind), Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link
No way am I talking about illegal things I've done as an adult.
― kissogram powers (Abbott), Saturday, April 24, 2010 1:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link
stole £20 from the petty cash in the school reception office when left alone in there at 14. fucking stupid looking back on it. but i was never caught, and as far as i knew, nobody found out.
is smoking weed more illegal than that?
otherwise i have been a good boy.
― max arrrrrgh, Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Food sucked. Company ranged from not terrible to horrible. The library cart was well stocked with Patricia Cornwell and Stephen King. Wound up playing a lot of spades with wannabe gangsters (and a few real ones).
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I smoked weed exactly one time in 1997.
― eyes without afaik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I was once in a room where white people were smoking weed while listening to a Bob Marley compilation album. That kind of self conscious early 90's proto hipsterism should have been illegal.
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link
taking class a drugs on a plane to spain.
― Jolyon Swagg (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 25 April 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
they dont mind in spain
― plax (ico), Sunday, 25 April 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.footballandmusic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/krankies_single.jpg
― Check this, in fact. How exciting. He literally cuts the mustard. (snoball), Sunday, 25 April 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah they don't mind once you're in spain but not so sure how british customs would take to it.
― Jolyon Swagg (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 25 April 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link
christine!!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 08:15 (four years ago) link
Good to have you back Christine!
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 10:44 (four years ago) link
I had a phase where making rent was tough so I stole quite a lot of groceries. And also a bottle of jack once. Never ever caught, white privilege.
― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 11:19 (four years ago) link
:-)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 14:40 (four years ago) link