thread to get over a breakup

Right, I also thought that the constant barrage of updates was a secondary and minor continuing issue, near as I could tell, which Is why I said what I did.

I considered it, then whatever "it" was apparently blew over. truth be told I have a lot of tweaking to do with my base facebook settings anyway, so this gives me an excuse.

Isn't Mr. Noodles an ilxor username?

At first I thought Finefinemusic was referring to the former ILX poster Mr. Noodles, so it was kinda hard to parse her post.

^ non-native

"former ILX poster"

former canado-fascist ilx mod, surely?

we need a thread to get over thread to get over a breakup

― ksh, Monday, May 3, 2010 12:05 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i lol'd

Geez so Mr. Noodles the thirty-three cent pack of ramen is a Canadian thing eh? Damn.

Don't eat Mr. Noodles...he might not appreciate that.

TBH, back in the day I always confused Mr. Noodles, Noodle Vague, and Donut Christ with each other. It's easier now when only one of them is left.

how in the world did you confuse donuts and noodles?

the confusion occurred in finland, the world.

am0n is velko, noodles are donuts, up is down

http://www.facebook.com/pages/exs-are-exs-for-reasons/186844862103

oh, comments.

"mine is trying to sue me over a dog that was mine to begin with but I dont have her and I left him a yeear ago come july from where he tried to shoot me and then burnt me with a cig"

saw guy from OP at karaoke last night where he sang "i'm so lonesome i could cry" and then actually cried

wau.

lol

i mean it was pretty hilarious

^&%^%$%$#%$#$

you want h-man & i to rough him up?

You're not the only ones!

Apparently looking at ONE FLAT today is "doing something" about moving out. Our friend nett1e desperately needs a housemate. But noooo Brunswick is too far from [thought better of what i was going to type here]

Fed up with this.

http://i43.tinypic.com/2ag9t7a.jpg

I could not do that to a guitar no matter who owned it ;_;

So he has a place to go and he is turning it down? That is the situation?

Electricsound, go get your jacket.

bags, lawn, now imo

Fuck's sake! It's not THAT hard to find a place! Dude's had a month and a half at this point, huh?

It's time to change the locks, Trayce.

that situation has gone beyond anything acceptable at this point

i'll rent him my shed for cheap. he can use the outside lavvy

Trayce, is his name on the lease.

he can use the outside lavvy

the writings of paul jennings ingrained the word 'dunny' into my mind and i am disappointed you have not used it here

Someone has been watching too much eastenders

Also, cattlegrind you seem to be going through a kind of break up with this 'best friend' too. My suggestion is to wait until he posts something about the girl and comment 'Aw'.
Two birds, one stone.

well now he's back to messages like "<name> is so lucky to be dating teh <sexiest/hottest/cutest> girl in the world" 17 times per hour

Both our names are on the lease and it is still current. Its ok though, I have options.

violent options

Heh.

Pretty down and lonely rite now fwiw.

Hey Trayce, being alone is better than being with jerks...you're a cool lady! This'll open the door to many more exciting options!

I'm finally at the point where I think I'm over my ex, at least romantically. So tonight, being that uh I needed some action I went to a strip club after the show.

PRO: The girls were all real nice, one of them gave me a unsolicited compliment about the size of my penis, even asking me if I'd measured it (?), and it was a fun night

CON: I knew dickheads were a plenty when not one but three dancers thanked me for being a gentleman, and mentioned other guys "being dicks". I thought they were just talking, but then I saw it in action. I was getting a lapdance and noticed a guy to my right telling a dancer to get lost because "she embarrassed him". You see, she had the audacity to call him out for touching between her legs, in front of people, even though it's the one cardinal rule that you're not allowed to do. The dancer left, deflated and upset, and I felt bad for her...wanted to slug the dude but well that would have involved me dumping the chick giving me a lapdance on the floor. Besides, not an appropriate response!

Had it not been so crowded and he not disappeared so fast, I'd have reported him to the proprietor and had him thrown out.

cap'n sav-a-stripper

that was a beautiful story and with a bonus educational element for would-be gentlemen, i hope your ex doesn't read it or she may never forgive herself for letting you go.

oh dear

otm

Well this thread's taken an odd turn.

all-time estela impaled-on-summer-breeze hardzing

wait so who was cattle grind in the end? i'm confused

Bo Jackson Overshare

I could have sworn that someone posted 'blow jackson overjob' to ILX...maybe it was chatz

ok yeah but who was BJO in the end?

no spoilers

go sylvia plath yourself