welcome back, lord custos!
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)
don't derail the thread, everyone
― sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)
fair enough; apologies.
lollin @ Daniel's posts tbh
― markers, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)
<3
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)
u cum bubbles, u
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)
I hadn't figured out ZBmp3's identity before it was practically spelled out in another thread. But now that I know - good to have you back, sweet ballet dancer.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 10:20 (fifteen years ago)
zbmp3 is ben b. bag, fools
also <3 tuomas's post there
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)
also that person was bryce
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 September 2010 06:32 (Yesterday)
this is fictioooooonnnnnnnn
and also making me giggle
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)
bryce
it happened dro
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)
this thread needs the bonsai treatment imo
― sarahel, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
It's a romantic idea, this aspie boyfriend thing, but I watched the show on tv a few times before I met you and understood the premise well enough then.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, September 7, 2010 10:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
LOVE THIS
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
i was joking that it was u bryce. bc u had been mentioned unwarranted on thread b4
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)
huh?
*shrug*
― sarahel, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)
Heard last night that Drunky McDrunkenstein went to Vegas with friends a couple of weeks ago, didn't come back to the room 3 of 4 nights and on the one night she did drunkenly wet the bed (that she was sharing with the girl who related this story).
― a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)
Oh that's the worst. Drunk bed wetters, I mean. I had someone I was sharing a bed with do that once. It was pretty awkward.
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)
same here :( (ex who was alco) I slept on the couch in horror and next morning he was all "why are you out here?" and had no idea wtf he'd done. Ugh.
― queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)
I mean I guess it could be worse and you could wake up in something like the shit scene with Spud which would have to be one of the most horrifying things ever.
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:05 (fifteen years ago)
oh I meant to say shit scene with Spud in Trainspotting, durr
there were some good shit/bathroom stories in the best quotable yore of ILX thread
― always be cozen (dayo), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)
There is nothing "good" about shit stories wtf.
― queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:11 (fifteen years ago)
except sexually
― gorgeous, independent, "edgy," house, music (crüt), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:32 (fifteen years ago)
I cannot condone breakup threads being hijacked by coprophiliacs.
― kenan, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:34 (fifteen years ago)
D: CURTISSSS.
― queen of the toilets, which is in some ways the worst branch of royalty (Trayce), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:37 (fifteen years ago)
prefer coprophiliacs to aspie jokes, tbh
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:41 (fifteen years ago)
It's all a rich tapestry.
― kenan, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:42 (fifteen years ago)
loooool
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:43 (fifteen years ago)
The breakup thread is breaking up.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)
we all make horribly malformed "jokes" sometimes
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago)
I've got to keep up my reputation as the unfunniest funny person on ILX, see.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 10 September 2010 05:47 (fifteen years ago)
oh that was actually about roxy's joke -
― sarahel, Friday, 10 September 2010 06:43 (fifteen years ago)
Have You Ever Shit Your Pants?
― buzza, Friday, 10 September 2010 06:46 (fifteen years ago)
And both of the things we were just talking about converge into one post.
Actually, someone else threatened to start a thread with that title, so I went ahead and did it for him.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 10 September 2010 07:13 (fifteen years ago)
CRUT YOU KILL ME
― dolphins will lolphin all over the ills (sunny successor), Friday, 10 September 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)
when you say you are going through a transitional phase do you mean you are transitioning into a butthole because that's what it looks like to me.
― peacocks, Thursday, 16 September 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)
ask him if he's practicing teaching his butthole how to talk!
― sarahel, Thursday, 16 September 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
ugh. i guess these things happen.
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 19 September 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
:(
― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
i can't turn my butthole into a heart
― the cusses of 2 live crew (stevie), Monday, 20 September 2010 11:27 (fifteen years ago)
Thanks Tyra!http://i52.tinypic.com/23sx3sx.jpg
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)
595 people like this.
― markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)
dying here
wish i could turn my heart into anything else, really
― jeff, Thursday, 28 October 2010 00:45 (fourteen years ago)
don't worry it get's worse, then better, then worse, then better
― sarahel, Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago)
― jeff, Wednesday, October 27, 2010 8:45 PM Bookmark
To paraphrase an ilxor's mother's ex-boyfriend, you can't make your heart turn into a face.
― your favorite homoerotic savior imagery (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago)
ex-husband rather, and if you have not read this thread, it may cheer you up a little. Read it when you feel like you want something of that sort:
My mother's incredibly stupid ex-husband
― your favorite homoerotic savior imagery (Hurting 2), Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago)
^ kind of sad but mostly lol
― markers, Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, i was referencing that. will reread when i'm able to focus better. trying to find some good music to listen to but everything feels so cliche.
― jeff, Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)
thought i could cheer myself up and took my dog for a long walk earlier today. it was too hot for her and i had to carry her the whole way. it was pretty sad and pathetic. got really choked up thinking about how i figured that i'd have to deal with her dying at some point but the reality now is that i'll be gone and she's just going to forget about me.
― jeff, Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago)