thread to get over a breakup

<3

u cum bubbles, u

I hadn't figured out ZBmp3's identity before it was practically spelled out in another thread. But now that I know - good to have you back, sweet ballet dancer.

zbmp3 is ben b. bag, fools

also <3 tuomas's post there

also that person was bryce

― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 September 2010 06:32 (Yesterday)

this is fictioooooonnnnnnnn

and also making me giggle

bryce

it happened dro

this thread needs the bonsai treatment imo

It's a romantic idea, this aspie boyfriend thing, but I watched the show on tv a few times before I met you and understood the premise well enough then.

it happened dro

― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Tuesday, September 7, 2010 10:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

LOVE THIS

i was joking that it was u bryce. bc u had been mentioned unwarranted on thread b4

huh?

*shrug*

Heard last night that Drunky McDrunkenstein went to Vegas with friends a couple of weeks ago, didn't come back to the room 3 of 4 nights and on the one night she did drunkenly wet the bed (that she was sharing with the girl who related this story).

Oh that's the worst. Drunk bed wetters, I mean. I had someone I was sharing a bed with do that once. It was pretty awkward.

same here :( (ex who was alco) I slept on the couch in horror and next morning he was all "why are you out here?" and had no idea wtf he'd done. Ugh.

I mean I guess it could be worse and you could wake up in something like the shit scene with Spud which would have to be one of the most horrifying things ever.

oh I meant to say shit scene with Spud in Trainspotting, durr

there were some good shit/bathroom stories in the best quotable yore of ILX thread

There is nothing "good" about shit stories wtf.

except sexually

I cannot condone breakup threads being hijacked by coprophiliacs.

D: CURTISSSS.

prefer coprophiliacs to aspie jokes, tbh

It's all a rich tapestry.

loooool

The breakup thread is breaking up.

we all make horribly malformed "jokes" sometimes

I've got to keep up my reputation as the unfunniest funny person on ILX, see.

oh that was actually about roxy's joke -

Have You Ever Shit Your Pants?

And both of the things we were just talking about converge into one post.

Actually, someone else threatened to start a thread with that title, so I went ahead and did it for him.

CRUT YOU KILL ME

when you say you are going through a transitional phase do you mean you are transitioning into a butthole because that's what it looks like to me.

ask him if he's practicing teaching his butthole how to talk!

ugh. i guess these things happen.

<3

:(

i can't turn my butthole into a heart

Thanks Tyra!
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dying here

wish i could turn my heart into anything else, really

don't worry it get's worse, then better, then worse, then better

wish i could turn my heart into anything else, really

― jeff, Wednesday, October 27, 2010 8:45 PM Bookmark

To paraphrase an ilxor's mother's ex-boyfriend, you can't make your heart turn into a face.

ex-husband rather, and if you have not read this thread, it may cheer you up a little. Read it when you feel like you want something of that sort:

My mother's incredibly stupid ex-husband

^ kind of sad but mostly lol

yeah, i was referencing that. will reread when i'm able to focus better. trying to find some good music to listen to but everything feels so cliche.

thought i could cheer myself up and took my dog for a long walk earlier today. it was too hot for her and i had to carry her the whole way. it was pretty sad and pathetic. got really choked up thinking about how i figured that i'd have to deal with her dying at some point but the reality now is that i'll be gone and she's just going to forget about me.

Jeff, it gets a he'll of a lot better. I know when I've recently broken up, I feel antisocial and my world shrinks. Really, you have to force yourself to interact with family and friends, exercise some good habits, and go through the motions of a person who is functional. In my limited life experience, I'd say that acting like normal is the best thing to do. And when you can, go somewhere new and do something fun on your own, as a reminder you can.

He'll -> hell

I had a bit of a setback thinking about my most recent ex this morning and it made me feel shitty to think I still really miss him a lot. We had a very close friendship we lost thanks to turning it into a relationship and then breaking up - we're still friends and still in touch but it'll never be the same, and sometimes I get so sad.

yeah, went thru this about a month ago. keep strong, lean on good friends for support.