I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

the story:

i was with this boy. things weren't going all that well, but on the night before valentine's day, he came over and we had some fun. i was kind of sick with one of those terrible winter colds that isn't the flu.

in the morning, on valentine's day, we started some frottage, then uh... i was rimming him, and i had a ricola in my mouth, and i lost it in his asshole. i had to search for it.

i found it after some effort. it felt like a miracle.

then we continued while it snowed.

the end.

http://i44.tinypic.com/24o34oo.jpg

i had to search for it.

Why?

More sapphic nuggets.

I mean being an arsehole the Ricola's going to find its way out pretty smartly.

my advice is to rip out your heart.

everyone.

Love this thread already.

at least you didn't fall asleep on a piece of partially melted candy bar.

http://thumb3.webshots.net/t/58/58/4/14/76/2665414760080997043NPchXu_th.jpg

My sexcapades have never involved anything so exciting as a lost coughdrop. The unfortunate stumbling blocks are sadly more prosaic, like, you know, selfish dudes who orgasm without warning you and then act like helping you finish off is a distasteful chore, and such.

^^ worst part of sex imo

There have been times when I've felt it necessary to establish a vocal contract, like, "No, I really want to focus on you and get you off and basically shock you with how good this is gonna be for you, but the proviso is you have to not go all weird for at least ten min afterwards."

it's stupid too because, like, that feeling happens to all of us, and we all (should) realize that, so just suck it up (no pun) & finish your end of the deal

ILT isn't like 77, is it? i.e. it's Googlable and all?

I deindexed this thread just in case someone doesn't want it showing up on Google. But anyone who visits ilxor.com can still read ILTMI, it's not a secret board like 77.

okay here goes: anybody else been puked on during oral sex?

years ago in college an old flame of mine got into gagging on purpose during oral sex

like the power trip part of it, being bossed around and such

he told me to just keep shoving regardless of what gagging noises he was making

so we are going at it hot and heavy and I'm about to erupt

when I hear these really weird sounds from down there and then

wham

his barf is all over my cock and coming out his nose

I can't be the only person this has ever happened to, surely?

you aren't but that's never happened to me

selfish dudes who orgasm without warning you

i seriously wanted to smack the guy who did this when i was going down on him

On one hand, I think it's preposterous that we 'need' a separate TMI thread. On the other, it's fascinating to see who's come out for the party.

If anyone's into the scene that the tune is space describes above, then just click right here, baby! (extremely NSFW [does that need to be said on this board?])

Yeah, thats happened to me

:( x FOREVER just for remembering it

i have never barfed on cock, or had my cock barfed on. but i have a THROAT, so i dunno.

The day after I shot Johny Boy's audition, he emailed me to say that he was no longer interested in being a "porn star". He said he was getting married to a woman next month, and that he just wanted to satisfy his curiosity about sucking a dick before he settled down with a woman. Sorry, Johny Boy, but you signed a model release, dude! Hope your wife doesn't mind that her husband has been captured on video for eternity with a fat dick in his mouth! lol...

ahahahaha. what's funny is that i KNOW this guy who does work as Johnny, and he's 'straight,' but does tons of gay porn. has a girlfriend and everything. tbh, his Tranny Seduction video is one of the hottest, cuz he clearly is a straight dude who likes things up his butt but also enjoys breasts.

has anyone ever gotten cum in their eye? damn that hurts.

I have to say I really like the thread title. The capital H in His makes it seems like the coughdrop is in Jesus's asshole.

Anyway, thread bookmarked, <3 you guys even if I have no reason to join in.

has anyone ever gotten cum in their eye? damn that hurts.

― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 11:22 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

no, but my 5 year HS reunion was epically memorable when one of my old friends who was pretty reserved in high school got like 10+ beers deep (no joke) and told a story about getting with a dude who had had spicy food for dinner and then came directly into her eye. i thought the story was hilarious and A++ anecdote but, for obv reasons, a lot of other people listening were O_O

...which, apparently, is not the expression you want on yr face when a dude is about to come

O_x

I have gotten cum in my eye. It feels terrible, but worse, it stays red and swollen for a couple days.

mine didn't— lasted like two hours at most. i went to a bonfire right after. (this was the first time i had sex with m4tt, btw)

this is all i want out of life

(very NSFW)

(also i don't know this person)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_laa9w42kFc1qdt0f4o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1291892101&Signature=XpSy9ND1Qk9EMr1A0fr%2FY7u1ytQ%3D

removing my bookmark from this thread and putting it in there

lol ppl really have this shit bookmarked?

damn thats a squeaky clean bhole

rump lookin like a big ass peach

damn

i'm sayin

lol balls are totally ridiculous

balls are really stupid

Redheaded asshole
Oh man.

x-post right?

Jordan are you a top? This is ILTMI so, that's right, I'm askin'.

I'm not a top but I'm still like "daaaaaaaaaamn"

lol

Jordan are you a top? This is ILTMI so, that's right, I'm askin'.

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 6:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

ummm primarily, yes

j0rdan is like a different dude on the gay threads. Since I only know him from autogoon i expected his posting style to be more like, "butt dumb tight my boners got boners"

sorry yo, i need to get twee somewhere

I think it's kind of amazing to see how many ppl are reading this btw and now I sorta wish I hadn't gotten as TMI as I did last night. Oh well.

i will be reading this thread very intently *steeples fingers*

now we all know ENBB likes chicken nuggets

xp

http://www.ratemyink.com/images/ul/283/Only-God-Can-Judge-Me-in-old-english-tattoo-28343.jpeg

"butt dumb tight my boners got boners"

what?

hiphop ref

lol they were veggie nuggets tbh

house stupid dumb big my rooms got rooms

man, I sucked some nice nipples tonight

Sometimes -- there's a boy in a harness -- so quickly

isn't that an Elvis Costello refrain?

"I feel like a..boooyyy in a harrrnesss...."

tsk I was goin for Streetcar

boy in a harness
a taste of hairy nipple
lingers after dark

my bf's dick bled all over my face... from the outside not the inside. we never could find the cut and don't know how it happened but he was pretty freaked out for like 10 mins. we did spend a lot of time examining each other's urethral openings for comparison purposes. nonetheless the mystery continues

nut

omg that's scary xp!!!

So i was with this guy yesterday and i was fingering him (even tho this is the tmi thread this feels really wrong lol) and... he was WET. like, natural juices? is that a thing???? i was shocked!!!!

water left over from douching mixed with mucus probably

Ambergris and plum jelly ime

lol you guys are freaking me out, it was seriously so weird!

Ambergris and plum jelly ime

― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, June 17, 2019 11:24 AM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink

just howled

my favorite Beatles lyric

ty

I texted a friend:

“I wish your dick was a guillotine and my ass was the ruling class”

And he responded

“I wish my tongue was Nigel Farage and your taint was thinly veiled xenophobia”

Another thing the pandemic killed: this thread

okay i have decided that i need to go to a bathhouse. i find hookup apps weird and unappealing and really i just want two things: to suck some dicks and fuck some ass. T simply isn’t interested in getting penetrated, and since i can’t get penetrated any longer, I have developed a real desire to unleash my latent top on someone. preferably someone i never have to see ever again lmfao