The day after I shot Johny Boy's audition, he emailed me to say that he was no longer interested in being a "porn star". He said he was getting married to a woman next month, and that he just wanted to satisfy his curiosity about sucking a dick before he settled down with a woman. Sorry, Johny Boy, but you signed a model release, dude! Hope your wife doesn't mind that her husband has been captured on video for eternity with a fat dick in his mouth! lol...
― Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link
ahahahaha. what's funny is that i KNOW this guy who does work as Johnny, and he's 'straight,' but does tons of gay porn. has a girlfriend and everything. tbh, his Tranny Seduction video is one of the hottest, cuz he clearly is a straight dude who likes things up his butt but also enjoys breasts.
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link
has anyone ever gotten cum in their eye? damn that hurts.
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I have to say I really like the thread title. The capital H in His makes it seems like the coughdrop is in Jesus's asshole.
Anyway, thread bookmarked, <3 you guys even if I have no reason to join in.
― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link
has anyone ever gotten cum in their eye? damn that hurts.― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 11:22 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 11:22 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark
no, but my 5 year HS reunion was epically memorable when one of my old friends who was pretty reserved in high school got like 10+ beers deep (no joke) and told a story about getting with a dude who had had spicy food for dinner and then came directly into her eye. i thought the story was hilarious and A++ anecdote but, for obv reasons, a lot of other people listening were O_O
― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
...which, apparently, is not the expression you want on yr face when a dude is about to come
O_x
― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I have gotten cum in my eye. It feels terrible, but worse, it stays red and swollen for a couple days.
― i need to organize my zines (Jesse), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link
mine didn't— lasted like two hours at most. i went to a bonfire right after. (this was the first time i had sex with m4tt, btw)
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link
this is all i want out of life
(very NSFW)
(also i don't know this person)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_laa9w42kFc1qdt0f4o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1291892101&Signature=XpSy9ND1Qk9EMr1A0fr%2FY7u1ytQ%3D
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link
removing my bookmark from this thread and putting it in there
― dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link
lol ppl really have this shit bookmarked?
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link
damn thats a squeaky clean bhole
rump lookin like a big ass peach
damn
― Princess TamTam, Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm sayin
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link
lol balls are totally ridiculous
― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link
balls are really stupid
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Redheaded assholeOh man.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link
x-post right?
Jordan are you a top? This is ILTMI so, that's right, I'm askin'.
― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm not a top but I'm still like "daaaaaaaaaamn"
― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link
― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 6:54 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
ummm primarily, yes
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link
j0rdan is like a different dude on the gay threads. Since I only know him from autogoon i expected his posting style to be more like, "butt dumb tight my boners got boners"
― dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link
sorry yo, i need to get twee somewhere
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I think it's kind of amazing to see how many ppl are reading this btw and now I sorta wish I hadn't gotten as TMI as I did last night. Oh well.
― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link
i will be reading this thread very intently *steeples fingers*
― Princess TamTam, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link
now we all know ENBB likes chicken nuggets
― dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link
xp
http://www.ratemyink.com/images/ul/283/Only-God-Can-Judge-Me-in-old-english-tattoo-28343.jpeg
― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link
"butt dumb tight my boners got boners"
what?
― wednesday (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link
hiphop ref
― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link
lol they were veggie nuggets tbh
― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link
house stupid dumb big my rooms got rooms
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link
hardest thing in the lot that there mine
― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link
hardest thing...eh?
― The Reverend, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link
FANTASTICO...
― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel so less likely talkin TMI now that there are even more people reading this than the orig gay thread
― wednesday (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah me 2 tbh
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link
hard hard big big BBQ sauce
(Don't have anything to contribute--all of my encounters with women were too normal to post here about.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link
so when do you guys think the series of all of us posting underwear photos is going to start happening?
― a rozay is a rozay is a rozay (donna rouge), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
until June rolls around all y'all are seeing are my long johns :)
― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link
o fuc I forgot about the underwear thread.
― unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link
i mean i DID just buy cute underwear
― a rozay is a rozay is a rozay (donna rouge), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link
you can at least post a photo of the underwear alone!
― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link
He'll have to take it to the other gay thread if he's going to go that route.
― big jeans (lou), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link
:) :)
― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link
this thread can't have Too Much Whiney.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link
TMW
― dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
ya in the name of disclosure i feel the need to say that i am straight dude reading this thread. in the spirit of the topic, though, i did once get cum, albeit my own, in my eye. no fun.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link
braggin 2010
― the nagl is the nagl (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I've done the self facial thing. I felt dumb.
― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link
PUNK BOYS PUNK BOYS GIVE ME MORE PUNK BOYS
sorry this cuet guy on a4a is like, baiting my hook.
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link