TMW
― dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
ya in the name of disclosure i feel the need to say that i am straight dude reading this thread. in the spirit of the topic, though, i did once get cum, albeit my own, in my eye. no fun.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link
braggin 2010
― the nagl is the nagl (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I've done the self facial thing. I felt dumb.
― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link
PUNK BOYS PUNK BOYS GIVE ME MORE PUNK BOYS
sorry this cuet guy on a4a is like, baiting my hook.
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i've done that too.
who had peed on themselves? that is my question. then i know who are my brothers.
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:45 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean if you want I could put on my cutoffs and homemade Mouse on Mars tanktop and flip up my baseball cap and...
― it is thursday now (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:46 (thirteen years ago) link
my blonde hair this summer is as punk as I've ever been
― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link
but I looked more like Vince Clarke from Yaz
also:
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z245/tapiola/1249830570225.png
― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 05:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh God what have I done... is such a consistently rewarding meme
― maher shalal hash tagz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 06:07 (thirteen years ago) link
i am a human urinal, and no one can stop me. fuck shame.
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Thursday, 9 December 2010 06:29 (thirteen years ago) link
TMI Gays, I have some questions! Where do you stand on casual hook-ups where one or other of you are already partnered?
My rules: I always explain my partnered and open relationship/full disclosure status beforehand. The reasons are:
1) To manage their expectations, so that they don't run away with the idea that we could be boyfriends.2) To reassure them that they won't risk getting into trouble with a deceived and angry partner.3) To give them a chance to back out, if they aren't into hooking up with married men.
NB - regarding 3), almost nobody ever backs out. I'd struggle to recall more than two or three occasions.
Similarly, I always establish the other person's relationship status beforehand. That's because there is one line that I don't cross. Namely, that I won't have sex with anyone who's partnered, if their relationship isn't fully open. This isn't so much a moral as a practical issue (although I don't find deceit a sexy look, at all). I was once caught out by someone who pretended his relationship was open, only for him to reveal the next day that it wasn't, and that I was to keep quiet about what had happened. Not long afterwards, I met his partner. It was excruciating. I couldn't act naturally around him at all. So it's largely a self-preservation issue, based around the fact that I'm a hopeless deceiver. And deceit isn't a sexy look on me, either.
What are your rules, or don't you have any?
― mike t-diva, Thursday, 9 December 2010 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I won't have sex with anyone who's partnered, if their relationship isn't fully open.
Sensible.
I mostly agree with the rest.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Mine are largely the same Mike.
― Tim F, Thursday, 9 December 2010 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link
When I was in a relationship, we only hooked up with others in the context of a threesome.
When I've hooked up with other guys who I know have partners, I will only do so if I they are in an open situation, and only if I actually believe them. There have been really quickie encounters where such a discussion was not relevant.
― i need to organize my zines (Jesse), Thursday, 9 December 2010 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Well, this is true. I wouldn't break the sanctity of the darkroom with a lifestyle questionnaire...
― mike t-diva, Thursday, 9 December 2010 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ potential song lyric
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Morrissey could pull it off.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link
my thoughts exactly
― must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirrel (corey), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link
whenever i've been with someone more 'exclusively,' i always make sure to tell the dalliance. most of the time that's what they are to me, tbh, which sounds shitty, but having lovely romantic sex with someone you aren't partnered with is just a romp...if you make it clear , then if they act like they want to be your boyfriend...well, that's just kinda crazy.
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Friday, 10 December 2010 09:17 (thirteen years ago) link
oh right, remember the cum in the eye? yeah, uh, last night....
cross-ref'd from the ILE thread— this boy was 5' 4", and had an 8.5" cock. no joke. it was unreal. we listened to Mirror Mirror and Light Asylum while we fucked, and i kind of felt like i was in gay heaven for sec.
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Friday, 10 December 2010 09:31 (thirteen years ago) link
also despite my penchant for taller people, it was nice to be big spoon :)
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Friday, 10 December 2010 09:42 (thirteen years ago) link
what happened to jordan's link? when I click = nada
― the tune is space, Friday, 10 December 2010 09:42 (thirteen years ago) link
i would feel like an idiot posting that photo again, so i webmailed you the link
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 December 2010 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link
nice one, especially that backwards glance that sez "go for it"
― the tune is space, Friday, 10 December 2010 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link
jealous, tabes
and yeah, Jordan's pic has been saved to my hd
― must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirrel (corey), Friday, 10 December 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link
this morning i made out with my date right after i popped a throat lozenge into my mouth and i had to stop myself from laughing because i kept thinking about this thread
― a rozay is a rozay is a rozay (donna rouge), Friday, 10 December 2010 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha
― must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirrel (corey), Friday, 10 December 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link
wait jord i wanna see that pic.
and i'm glad that happened, donn rouge. i still can't rim somebody without wanting to go RIIIIIICCCCCOOOOOOLLLAAAAAA
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Friday, 10 December 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
ditto. pic, j0rdan?
― The SBurbs (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 10 December 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link
this is the pic:
http://imgur.com/CcVoo
― which ear is the queer ear (corey), Friday, 10 December 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link
guys, i had the most explosive orgasm i've ever had today. during my first porn shoot. the director gasped, and afterwards called it 'glorious.'
― the mighty blowjob: "it's just lunch" basically (the table is the table), Monday, 13 December 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
That reminds me, I've been wanting to say this on this thread for a while: SEMEN DOES NOT TASTE SALTY.
So many times you hear people make jokes about jizz that involve references to saltiness, and it IS NOT SALTY.
Does anyone disagree?
― Is that Glenn Danzig or Tommy Wiseau? (Jesse), Monday, 13 December 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
doesn't it depend on the jizz
― ad hom alone (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 December 2010 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link
it does. but for the most part, it has a nice sweetness, ime
― the mighty blowjob: "it's just lunch" basically (the table is the table), Monday, 13 December 2010 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link
I've noticed sweetness, bleachiness, mushroominess, and some other variations, but never salty. And I've specifically tried to identify saltiness.
― Is that Glenn Danzig or Tommy Wiseau? (Jesse), Monday, 13 December 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
it's sweet and bitter, like a gin and tonic.
― which ear is the queer ear (corey), Monday, 13 December 2010 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Like love and passion.
― Is that Glenn Danzig or Tommy Wiseau? (Jesse), Monday, 13 December 2010 02:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Table, have you done electrostimulation stuff? That seems like something you would try. If not, you should! It can be pretty great.
― Is that Glenn Danzig or Tommy Wiseau? (Jesse), Monday, 13 December 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Take a whiff of brie sometime soon, boys....
― Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 13 December 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
lol.
i have...uh....well, sort of. but not really. i have a lovely prostate massager though.
― the mighty blowjob: "it's just lunch" basically (the table is the table), Monday, 13 December 2010 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link
This is not TMI, but it is gay and NSFW, so this is where it's going. I can't wait for the feature-length version of this http://www.nakedsword.com/features/iwyl.aspx. It is probably my favorite hardcore-sex-based film (I don't really want to call it porn) ever.
NakedSword.com is excited to present I Want Your Love, an independent short film with hardcore gay sexual content, from director Travis Mathews' forthcoming feature film of the same name. IWYL is in the style of Mathews' critically acclaimed web series, "In Their Room".
I've never seen In Their Room, but I'm going to.
― Is that Glenn Danzig or Tommy Wiseau? (Jesse), Saturday, 18 December 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
i think we might've discussed that somewhere a while ago. it's like gay mumblecore thing.
― the mighty blowjob: "it's just lunch" basically (the table is the table), Saturday, 18 December 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link
A while back I went through security at the state courthouse while filing something for work and the deputy sheriff saw something fishy in my messenger bag. He made me pull out the questionable object which, to my horror, was a urethral sound (a friend gave it to me weeks before and I forgot to take it out of the bag). I claimed ignorance ad to what it was and how it got in my bag. The deputy just looked was dubious, but he let me go with it, though not before commenting on the price tag and saying "have fun."
"have fun"?? I wonder if he knew why it was??
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 20 December 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link
What, not why.
he knew not wherefore
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Monday, 20 December 2010 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link
i learned something today!
― buzzoff (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 December 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
was it what a urethral sound is
because i didnt know either
― the boobfinder general (Princess TamTam), Monday, 20 December 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link