tbh, i'm surprised i didn't get TONS of shit for that incident.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 20 December 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link
it's used to stimulate the blood
Haha - that makes it sound like it's some kind of early 20th century quack tonic.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Monday, 20 December 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
he also took my jew-harp because it could be used as a weapon.
anti-semites!
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link
urethra that was gummed up (by STDs)
my new least favorite phrase aaagggghhhh
― dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link
i participated in my first impromptu orgy last night
i've been seeing this boy, and he had a coldwave/minimal synth party at his place, and eventually, 12 females and (mostly) males were naked and getting super nasty.
it was called the D4RKP4RTY.
i don't feel dark cuz it was amazing, but man. i am tired.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Thursday, 23 December 2010 06:33 (thirteen years ago) link
also i can't help but laugh myself stupidhttp://www.hulu.com/watch/200105/saturday-night-live-ice-show-at-the-garden#continuous_play=on
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Thursday, 23 December 2010 07:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Tabes, do you have sex with women?
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 23 December 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link
(Note to self: Crash Table's parties if ever in the area. Consider 'area' to be a 100-mile radius.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 24 December 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link
(Next note to self: Add another zero onto the 100.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 24 December 2010 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link
ahaha.
um, i kissed a girl that night. but no, i don't do ladies.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 24 December 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
kinda like Katy Perry?
― sarahel, Friday, 24 December 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Always thought that song had piano-bar potential.
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Saturday, 25 December 2010 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm sad that her version eclipsed Jill Sobule's.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 25 December 2010 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Not "version," rather song of the same title.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 25 December 2010 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link
eeyup
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Sunday, 26 December 2010 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link
tabes, I liked that punkboy porn clip on your blog!
(didnt get off tho)
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link
URL?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 27 December 2010 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link
http://vid.xlive.com/watch.php?u_id=32638&v=1iySTYle&title=Punk%20Fuck&from=&preview_scene_id=
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link
oh and by the way, morbz, glad you liked that one. it's pretty hot, especially the kind of janky lighting during the plowing sequence.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:33 (thirteen years ago) link
lmao @ "the plowing sequence"
― Past Fellini Kroger but before Senor Taco (crüt), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link
is it cowpunk?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
i knew that would get a lol from someone after i typed it. think i might have a display name.. no, it's 80s 'punks' fucking and sucking.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
^^i read that as "it's eighty punks fucking and sucking" and was like daaaaamn i gotta see THIS
― gr8080, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha
I thought it was going to be a clip of Table's porn.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link
oh hell no. i will post that when it is up tho, or at least the preview clip
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ I am not sure how I feel about this.
― -hot-johnny-fever- (crüt), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link
stoked for the madness
― gr8080, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
little weird, will totally watch
― ENBB, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
i'll post the preview. i mean, everyone on the gay thread already knows the site name. so.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link
We will give it a thorough Pitchfork evaluation.
― would like a calmer set (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link
WDYLLTMI?
about bloody time someone stepped up
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link
i dunno, that thread is history in a weird way i wouldn't post pics there.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 08:16 (thirteen years ago) link
as always, closeups of butt penetration ew ew ew
"An industrial film covered in fur" - Robin Williams
(well, he wasn't talking about hairless twinks)
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
so...i really hate when i can't get it up when i'm with a guy i like >:(
― where they douthat at (donna rouge), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link
:(
― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah that isn't fun.
um, i think i'm meeting a guy tonight. he's paying me.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 December 2010 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link
How did you get this gig?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Paxil makes erections fickle for me, though mostly when emotions are at play - with a totally meaningless hook-up it's never a problem, but sometimes when I start to like a guy it can be. Lol intimacy issues, I guess.
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 30 December 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah it has pretty much never happened when it's understood that it's a one-night thing, but it's happened a couple of times with guys that i'd like to see again. idk, he was very sweet when i told him i was embarrassed about it.
― where they douthat at (donna rouge), Thursday, 30 December 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I have a friend who said this invariably happens to him when he first has sex with a girl he is dating, but never if it's a one-nighter. It's really fucking obnoxious.
And when it's followed by anorgasmia....
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 30 December 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
CGLDI-- it's a site where one pays for an ad, then people pay you for your services.
i rarely have this problem, but on occasion, it happens. mostly when someone isn't into my sense of foreplay, which is very kiss-centered around the upper torso. if a dude isn't kissing and nibbling my neck and mouth and chest, then i have problems.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 December 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ yep. We don't have to make out constantly (which does get boring) but bussing limbs and torsos is required practice.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 December 2010 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link
um, some guy has offered to fly me to Minneapolis for a weekend.
wtf i forgot how insane this shit is.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
say whaaaaaat
― ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 31 December 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
ya rite. i'm asking a friend for advice about it.
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Friday, 31 December 2010 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link
the weather here is terrible right now
― ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 31 December 2010 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link
gbx fess up
― plax (ico), Sunday, 2 January 2011 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
okay, i'm shitting on a dude tomorrow. for money.
apparently he has quite the modern art collection.
o_0
― a no-fault dick to suck. (the table is the table), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link
what are you going to eat tonite!!!
― gr8080, Monday, 3 January 2011 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link
paint
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2011 06:37 (thirteen years ago) link